OK, I give in, you got me.
This week is shit.

The lack of self awareness is staggering. The ability of people to have managed to confuse bullying with humour is outstanding and the banality of what passes for trolling among about 80% of posts is mind blowing.

Or to put it another way, I know QOTW is basically all of us waving our dicks around in public, but if you are going to do that, at least have a dick worth waving.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:10, 27 replies)

Upset, online.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:11, closed)

Hahaha.
Frustrated would be more accurate. This truly has been a mixtapes of a week.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:14, closed)

Some of it's been fun, but you're right - it's died quickly.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:15, closed)

True
Sort it ahhht you bunch of homos.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:13, closed)

no U

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:14, closed)

Fuck off whining you grizzling shitsack.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:19, closed)

Haha
Turd burgling arse maggot.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:27, closed)

I don't know if making me laugh
for one of the rare occassions this week was your intent.

But I thank you anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:27, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/randomstuff/post1178932
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:56, closed)

puts cock away
for another time
slinks away
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:23, closed)

Instead
of calling this QOTW trolls it should be aptly named Insults or Flame war.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:28, closed)

That's what your mum said.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:43, closed)

She also said you were a crap lover Dr.
2 for effort, although you don't need to cry when you shoot your bolt.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:35, closed)

Yes, a poor one this week
I had hoped that the QOTW trolls would feel so self-important that they'd masturbate themselves into unconsciousness after the first day or so, but sadly that doesn't seem to have happened.

Let's all go and vote for next week, for a topic that's likely to actually generate humour... who's with me?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:43, closed)

I am with you.... Grabs pitchfork....
The trolls are running out steam with a QOTW devoted to them...
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:52, closed)

Still don't think voting makes a difference
posting a new suggestion on Thursday morning usually works though
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:52, closed)

Yep
As long as you are in the top four, Scary normally gets confused after that.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:59, closed)

You know,
you could always 'do an Image Challenge' and surreptitiously launch an alternative QOTW within the framework of the official one. I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest a title of "The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a vagina".
( .Yeti., Tue 24 May 2011, 17:17, closed)

It's been ages since we've seen any good sex lies.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:23, closed)

Thats not what your mum said.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:58, closed)

Hehehe
Read the fucking question. 'Please tell us stories about trolling,' not, 'Please troll us.'
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:34, closed)

Stop trolling the OP, you massive troll.

(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:20, closed)

Someone else said something similar actually
www.b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1210478
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:22, closed)

Fuck off back to /talk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:48, closed)

Yeah
Go back to where you came from.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:21, closed)

I initially read that as
"...a dick worth waxing." which caused some confusion (and wincing).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:14, closed)

You sir, have yourself been trolled.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 25 May 2011, 17:46, closed)