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Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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I won't eat octopus because I believe they are an intelligent alien species and one day they will
rise. true story, maybe Dr. Skagra can confirm.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:05, 28 replies)
I think
you have to keep those suckery cunts in check by eating them at every available opportunity. Give them a good dose of The Fear and The Respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:10, closed)
Only if you do it like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJEGqek3TQ
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:34, closed)

That octopus was defiant, right to the end. Uppity little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:28, closed)
fuck 'em
If they rise then we're all doomed anyway. Might as well kill the cunts while we have the upper hand.

The main reason for not eating them is that adult octopus is about as edible as rubber inner tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:41, closed)
Baby octopus, on the other hand, is delicious.
Eat their fucking babies and they'll never try anything.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:45, closed)
this seems the most sensible and humanitarian solution

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:21, closed)
If only their mummy did not die when they were born, start passing on historical behaviour. They are close.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:09, closed)
not if cooked correctly

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:15, closed)
anything that requires so much effort to render it vaguely edible barely qualifies as food

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:13, closed)
I wont eat any kind of sea food,
because it has all been marinating in piss and shit for years.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:19, closed)
Sadly
untrue.

Sea Devils use them as butlers though.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:22, closed)
Dolphins that innit.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:23, closed)
and whales

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:12, closed)
fishy mammalian fuckpigs when compared to the octopus. Dogs do better than fucking dolphins

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:48, closed)
I dunno.
Dolphins seem to be smart enough to stay away from Mods.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 May 2014, 16:20, closed)
I won't eat octopus or anything that
lived in a shell with a hinge or a door-hole on it.
Shrimps is OK though.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:35, closed)
Watch out for them
I have a hard drive full of pictures of them trying to breed with Japanese schoolgirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:37, closed)
Good theory...
wait..no it isn't. You appear to have forgotten that some sort of evidence may exist, and just spouted any old bollocks without thinking about it first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:34, closed)
First time on the internet, son?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:13, closed)
I know, laugh or cry - I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:43, closed)
But, you said this is something you believe in real life,
and you suffixed that with 'true story', so we know it must be true. It seems that you sit around thinking that octopuses are aliens, which makes you a massive spazz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:17, closed)
Yes, I also asked if Dr. Skagra the B3tan timelord could confirm the fact! So, is this your first time?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:32, closed)
Only with you, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:48, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:55, closed)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:36, closed)
But what of Alien Intelligent Design theory - I hear you all ask?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:49, closed)

Do tell us about AIDTS....
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:55, closed)
mnemonics are a good aid.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:06, closed)

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