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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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(sorry folks)
I was ill last week so QOTW didn't change.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:11, 18 replies)
By "ill" do you mean "getting married" ?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:12, closed)
Hee hee
I've been very happily not married to the same person for 20 years, I'm not spoiling it now.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:17, closed)
Look, you don't have to apologise. It'd be for the best if you just shut QOTW down completely tbh.
Or set fire to Skagra.
One or the other, I'm not fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:20, closed)
terrible queer

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:35, closed)
I thought you'd be sticking up for Skagra, not insulting him in those terms.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:04, closed)
Set fire to QOTW and everyone in it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:04, closed)
*innit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:05, closed)
*Votes baying cyber-mob*
BAYING CYBER-MOB! THE VOICE OF REASON!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:10, closed)
if this entry wins, can you be "ill" forever?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 19:21, closed)
hope you are better now chthonic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:18, closed)

you are better now it's nothing chronic,
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 20:20, closed)
and c's now feeling supersonic

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:30, closed)

ch mo
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:43, closed)
I recently had my lower bowel cleansed by a technician who has a strong, innate fear of intestinal physiology.
It was an ironic colonic.
(SlantedScience, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 1:36, closed)
He would have soothed himself with a steadying drink like Gin,
but he was out of ironic colonic tonic.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:04, closed)

nothing chr, bub
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:42, closed)
When you say 'ill' you mean 'had my fingers up a dog's arse' don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:34, closed)

(sorry folks) I was ill last week so QOTW didn't change. FIRST!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:45, closed)

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