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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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The Wedding of Little Chadderleigh
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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:36, 35 replies)
It's a schooner.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:40, closed)
Hahahaha, you dumb bastard, it's not a schooner... it's a sailboat.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:38, closed)
Ah, Street Poetry
Doncha just love it?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:40, closed)
I apologise
for using the word 'doncha', and will never do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:42, closed)
Woncha?
Gee shucks

Dude
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:47, closed)
You're thinking of the Lone Groover

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:09, closed)
You're just not putting the effort etc etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:59, closed)
You know, if you were to go outside tonight wearing some old clothes
you could probably find a largish ramshackle wooden structure onto which you could climb... then just remain motionless and the rest will take care of itself
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:42, closed)
I would gladly donate more than several pennies to facilitate this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:13, closed)
I don't usually partake in the "I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire" bullying
but I'll confess I'm beginning to see their point
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:32, closed)
yer, that one's mine yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:58, closed)
Bullying?!
AH HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:36, closed)
My apologies
"Light-hearted internet banter wishing you a prolonged and painful death"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:49, closed)
Thanks sweetie
That's how I see it
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:54, closed)
More than several?
Christ, that's an awful piece of syntax.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:00, closed)
Skags.. sweetie....
.... you have gone from;

'utterly brilliant pastiche'
via
'funny, well-written but getting annoying'
and hence through
'occasional flashes of worthwhile among the irritating'
to
'fucking annoying'

Congratulations. Like Scotland, you've devolved.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:40, closed)
Thence?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:08, closed)

TBH I didnt feel that the finer subtleties were so observed here
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:27, closed)
Oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:44, closed)
Thanks for the feedback sweetie!
I shall endeavour to be even more annoying in future.

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:35, closed)
you forgot LAI8GHT3RZ!!!
you horrible fire-tempting grot
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:20, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 0:52, closed)
Perish on a bonfire

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:32, closed)
It's better than his previous shit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:51, closed)
Easier to ignore, you mean.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:14, closed)
that too
i don't have a problem with skipping straight past the fruits of his labours, other than that it is SO MUCH SCROLLING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:35, closed)
Enough to give you RSI.
I'm off to call Claims Direct. In fact, we should all maybe start a class act.

Because it doesn't get classier than this. Boom, boom. (Or do I mean Bum, Bum?)
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:48, closed)
Remorseless "SWEEETIE!!" Injury

(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 23:31, closed)
HER sweetie!
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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:47, closed)
Only because there's less of it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:13, closed)
Why don't you just jump in your tardis and fly it into the sun?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:06, closed)
Cos I am still tryna fix it
silly!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:53, closed)
I'm beginning to form the impression that you might be gay.
Not that it matters, of course.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:13, closed)
nah
Skagra is like those guys who spend every waking hour going on about the "fucking poofs" in a desperate attempt to reinforce their heterosexuality, despite the fact they secretly want to be taken from behind with fifty-seven dildos all at once while sucking the largest cock they can find.

Skagra is just like that... but in reverse.

In that he is evidently the straightest, most vanilla guy who walked the earth... but desperately wants to be queer because it might make him very very slightly interesting.

Sorry sweetie, you failed.
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:22, closed)
Sorry, I keep forgetting how dense humans are
I am a girl!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 16:41, closed)

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