Whenever I get a hot beverage from a vending machine
I always say the name of what I'm ordering in the style of Captain Picard and pretend that the vending machine is a replicator.
( WormuIus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:18, 14 replies)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:23, closed)

Irish coffee
hot! And loaded with whiskey!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:25, closed)

Haha!

(Victor Mildew going apeshit again, (aka, nightprowleroftheweb), Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:14, closed)

Either I know you
Or there are others who also do this
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:56, closed)

He's not the only person to do this.
Or at least, he isn't anymore.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:53, closed)

I'm pretty sure my missus hates me telling her to
"Make it so Number 1." all the time.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:31, closed)

so would i
riker is a bit of a tit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:09, closed)

and he has a beard

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:29, closed)

troi shaved it off

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:33, closed)

If it's while she's pissing on you
that could break the mood. The sexy, sexy mood.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:23, closed)

oh no but this is fantastic

(jennymnemonic, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:52, closed)

tea. earl grey. hot.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:08, closed)

I dread to think how awful
a cup of vending machine Earl Grey would be.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:25, closed)

if it's tassimo
it's actually not bad. the klix stuff tastes rancid.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 22:33, closed)