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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Eating a Twix
It's got to be caramel topping stripped off without breaking the biscuit finger. Then nibble the chocolate from around the edges. Then finally eat the biscuit.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:54, 18 replies)
Much the same
only with a Mars bar
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:48, closed)
Got to be frozen.
Then nibble off the choc & nougat from the bottom & if you're quick enough you get a nice slab of frozen but gooey caramel and nougat to munch on.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:07, closed)
no no no no...
Bite the ends off, then suck some tea through it, like a straw, then eat it.
It's the only way.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:43, closed)
I thought that only works with a kit kat?

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:15, closed)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:43, closed)
And those shitty versions of penguins that antipodeans think are the greatest thing in the world even though they're just a shit version of a penguin.
The poor fucks.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, closed)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, closed)
tim tams are better than penguins.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)
Race traitor.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:41, closed)
No - they're not.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:45, closed)
well, it's only my opinion, you know.
i haven't done the stats or owt. do try and calm down.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:09, closed)
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:27, closed)
Kvikk Lunsj are better though.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:58, closed)
No no no no.
You stuff it up a drug-addled minor aristo singer songwriter.

You people are all fucking idiots.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, closed)
What if you don't....
.... have a cuppa handy?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:18, closed)
I was under the impression that official B3ta Twix consumption method
was to pop it frozen into a vagina, nibble a bit off the end and then quaff the melted chocolate as it slowly runs out and fills your cupped hand?

I think all this 'use as a straw' and 'nibble the chocolate off first' business is borderline perversion rather than borderline OCD.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31, closed)
with a Mars, I'll do the bottom first, fnarr fnarr, then roll up the caramel and choc topping and eat in one go
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:33, closed)
Galaxy caramel
ends nibbled off, caramel sucked through the middle, top nibbled off, bottom bit licked then eaten. It started as my sister would always wolf down her bar then look longingly at mine that I was only a quarter way through. Small pleaaures!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:36, closed)

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