Eating a Twix
It's got to be caramel topping stripped off without breaking the biscuit finger. Then nibble the chocolate from around the edges. Then finally eat the biscuit.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:54, 18 replies)

Much the same
only with a Mars bar
(Victor Mildew going apeshit again, (aka, nightprowleroftheweb), Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:48, closed)

Got to be frozen.
Then nibble off the choc & nougat from the bottom & if you're quick enough you get a nice slab of frozen but gooey caramel and nougat to munch on.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:07, closed)

no no no no...
Bite the ends off, then suck some tea through it, like a straw, then eat it.
It's the only way.
(lordy lordy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:43, closed)

I thought that only works with a kit kat?

(sabre32, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:15, closed)

Penguins,
shirley?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:43, closed)

And those shitty versions of penguins that antipodeans think are the greatest thing in the world even though they're just a shit version of a penguin.
The poor fucks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, closed)

TimTams
AICMFP
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, closed)

tim tams are better than penguins.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

Race traitor.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:41, closed)

No - they're not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:45, closed)

well, it's only my opinion, you know.
i haven't done the stats or owt. do try and calm down.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:09, closed)

NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND YOU MUST BE CORRECTED.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:27, closed)

Kvikk Lunsj are better though.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:58, closed)

No no no no.
You stuff it up a drug-addled minor aristo singer songwriter.

You people are all fucking idiots.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, closed)

What if you don't....
.... have a cuppa handy?
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:18, closed)

I was under the impression that official B3ta Twix consumption method
was to pop it frozen into a vagina, nibble a bit off the end and then quaff the melted chocolate as it slowly runs out and fills your cupped hand?

I think all this 'use as a straw' and 'nibble the chocolate off first' business is borderline perversion rather than borderline OCD.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31, closed)

^this^
with a Mars, I'll do the bottom first, fnarr fnarr, then roll up the caramel and choc topping and eat in one go
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:33, closed)

Galaxy caramel
ends nibbled off, caramel sucked through the middle, top nibbled off, bottom bit licked then eaten. It started as my sister would always wolf down her bar then look longingly at mine that I was only a quarter way through. Small pleaaures!
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:36, closed)