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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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See The Newspaper Headline

Maggie Thatcher Dead!

Then wait until they bury the bitch then dance on her grave singing:

"Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead"

A jury would never convict......

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:41, 13 replies)
you think you will outlive maggie T?
she can't die
david cameron turned her into a zombie with his naughty necromancy

aim for the head - it's the only way
(salty_peters, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:00, closed)
yawn
is it 1990 yet?
(hairybuddha, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:00, closed)

agreed
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:37, closed)
there will be a long
Looooooooooooooooooooong
Looooooooooooooooooooong
Line.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:29, closed)
I will happily supply endless tea and biscuits to keep your strength up during the dance.
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:16, closed)
Make sure you wear your wellies
there'll be people doing alot worse than dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:01, closed)
I read in the metro this morning that she had to leave a meeting yesterday
because she had the flu....Here's hoping she didn't get a jab.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:27, closed)

You should go with one of Iain Banks' ambitions- he wants to piss on her grave.

In fact, we should all do this. Flash mob Thatcher grave-piss. Schedule it for a year after she kicks the bucket.
(just pouring lizards, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:04, closed)
She isn't EVER going to die for the following reasons :
She's far too fucking obstinate

God or the Devil doesn't want the aggravation
(I helped save b3ta! His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:49, closed)
I'll be one of the huge crowd...
...digging the hole - so we can personally hand her over to Satan.
(minimalist ..., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:32, closed)
it'll also be the first time
A 21 gun salute will be fired 'into' the coffin.
(Kip, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:08, closed)
I thought
That she was dead when i switched the news on and saw a load of miners celebrating
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:11, closed)
Fat chance...
She will forever walk the earth.
Where else would have her.

Would still queue up for the piss-up..down.. though!
(I helped save b3ta! hplasm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:33, closed)

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