I used to work in a Sandwitch Shop
This sandwitch shop was famed for the size and flavore of the sandwitches, big fuck aff doorstep sandwitches. I woodnt however have recommended the coleslaw to anyone i was fond of, On an everage day it wold contain the semen or saliva of at least 3 members of staff, on a slow run for the coleslaw where the same batch would last 3 days the sperm content must have been higher than the budget mayonnaise content contained within.
how funny to think of everyone eating nob cheese in their sandwiches, didnt need to add too much salt on those ones! hee hee hee. one time i went to the toilet for a messy guinness shit and didnt even wash my hands afterwards, was a proper wiper too, you know the one where no matter how many times you wipe there are still skids left, rubbing so hard that your fingers end up breaking through the toylet paper and caressing your choclate starfish, makes me laugh when i made sandwiches with my own faecal matter stuck behind my fingernails. when we were bored and had to go out back to use the toaster i would cough onto the sandwich before and after toasting it
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:12, 22 replies)

spelling isnt much of an issue
when you make sandwiches all day, is it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:22, closed)

Fuck off
You're an idiot. Welcome to the Ignore List.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:25, closed)

Are you sure that's a good idea?
I'm waiting until he lets slip which sandwich shop it is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:51, closed)

Spelling = fail
Spunk in mayonnaise = urban legend
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:01, closed)

Not always an urban legend.
There were five different DNA samples recovered from the mayonnaise in a McDonald's where I used to live...
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:15, closed)

Oh do check your Snopes...
Stuff like that is impossible because the mayonnaise is always kept in a sealed container.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:54, closed)

Then how do they get it out if it is sealed?
I know: unseal it...

If you saw the people that worked in that McDonald's you'd believe it too.
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:05, closed)

Go on
Where, precisely, do you think this would happen? In the kitchen bit - you know, the one directly behind the counters and visible to anyone ordering?

Or were people casually sauntering to the toilet with the mayonnaise dispenser?
(ubergeekian, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:14, closed)

For the love of Joseph
Why do people persistently lie/exaggerate about this sort of stuff? Do you really think that Bill Gates is going to send you money as well?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:50, closed)

I wouldn't be ungrateful if he did give me some money,
but no, I don't hold out hope for it.

Also, see my above comment. I believe that it could have happened from what I saw at that 'restaurant'.
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:07, closed)

How exactly would they work out that there are 5 different DNA samples?
Just think about that one.
(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:45, closed)

Fuck's sake..
..I'm hoping you are taking the piss.. and that scenario still isn't very good. What a horrid story.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:02, closed)

and one time
in band camp.....
(knackerz is skinning up, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:54, closed)

That was you?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:18, closed)

...
mom?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:11, closed)

It's not big
And it's not clever and it's probably made up anyway.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, closed)

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-12-15-literacy_x.htm

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:46, closed)

yes
i fink yoo half misstaken me four sumwon hoo givs a dam.
its all jussed a littel bit over yor hed
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:24, closed)

The spelling is deliberate...
Notice in the middle he spells 'sandwiches' correctly.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:44, closed)

this
has troll written all over it.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:22, closed)

Possibly
More likely to have "Trole" written all over it really.
(richardm, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:37, closed)

hahah too obviously troll like
Nicely done though.
( rofl harris, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:00, closed)