
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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One song written around a slightly catchy hook, repeat ad nauseum. And how the hell does "Danny Boy" fit into all that.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:00, 17 replies)

good lord.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:03, closed)

tubthumping is all anyone knows them for. it's a bit like saying the beatles were shit based on yellow submarine. or something.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:37, closed)

"pissing the night away, pissing the night away."
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
Repeat x 1000.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:42, closed)

Danny Boy (while apparently written for a grandson going to war by his grandfather) is a popular Irish song... therefore a drinking song.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:09, closed)

as is Never Mind The Ballots. Oh, and Pictures Of Starving Children.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:49, closed)

You see a beautiful girl, and you go up to chat with her. Two seconds before you get there she evicts a huuuuge farm fart so that your first half minute of speaking to her leads you to believe that your teeth will corrode. You beat a hasty retreat.
Yeah, she might be the cat's meow, great lover, trophy wife material, but you can never get past that first impression. In the case of ChumbabbaWumbbabba, it was the first several thousand impressions I can't get past.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:57, closed)

Yellow Submarine would be Exhibit 'A'
( , Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:31, closed)

sense. It's on the strength of there only really being one song.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:35, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbnGiXm02OY
Chumbawumba fail!
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:08, closed)

Try some of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJLv46_N6c
Or you a little of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS32iAnPUAo
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:15, closed)

...and wondered if it was actually Robbie Williams covering a Kylie Minogue song as reimagined by 5ive.
( , Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, closed)

from the Stigmata soundtrack..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MOxsvx-HVU
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:17, closed)

I have listened, and although they try to reinvent their musical style, it all seems to be a chorus repeated thousands of times with some effort at connecting material.
Give me Louie, Louie over that anyday.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:39, closed)

But you might enjoy this tribute to Chumbawamba:
Riot Clone - Chumbawanka
( , Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:38, closed)
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