
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Their bland prosaic style is just utterly snoreworthy
They have only one good song, Hotel California, and that's only good because it's lyrics fit their style innately, whereas something like 'life in the fast lane' sounds so drab and boring that should be called 'life at walking pace'. So much potential in that song. It really needs a metal version.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:05, 7 replies)

Takes the crap lyrics turns them into spanish for a start.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:14, closed)

life in the fast lane.
...but other than that, spot on. Boring as hell.
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:21, closed)

That says it all -- a real rock-and-roller showed them how to do things outside of their mellow California lifestyle. The hell of it is, they all had talent. They're just bereft of any ideas of substance, the parsley on the plate of musical dining.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:19, closed)

has the words Dr and Hook? Sylvia's fucking Mother?
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:06, closed)
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