I DON'T LIKE QUEEN! GET OVER IT!
I think Freddy Mercury was a great singer, I enjoyed his solo stuff and 'Somebody to Love' was alright.

But seriously, fuck off Queen fans! I can say I don't like any other band but as soon as I admit to not liking Queen, the room goes silent and everyone looks at me like I've just liquidized a baby!

'But you have to like Queen!' they say.
The smug cunt in the corner, swirling his red wine says, 'You know, if you don't like Queen, you don't like real music,' (he is also a massive fan of X Factor.)
'Seriously? Not even one song!!!'

They then proceed to play me EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SONG while singing at the tops of their voices and staring at me with creepy grins.

'Come on! Bohemian Rhapsody! You must love it!?'

No I don't! It bores me and it goes on forever!

So Queen, I officially name you, the worst band ever, simply because you've spawned the most irritating fans in existance!
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:56, 9 replies)

click
'cause I fucking hate Bohemian Rhapsody!
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:03, closed)

Queen fans are cocks
but that's because allot of them are recent converts, by which I mean, tragic narrative whores who find Freddy 'fighting-on' (i.e. him turning into Skeletor in a waistcoat while still singing) romantic. I like Queen but they're are in no way mould breaking - they were just a mixture of stubborn, sufficiently talented and a perverse mixture of ver lucky and not at all.

Whenever I met a fellow Queen fan I am immediately very embarrassed fo both of us.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:04, closed)

i've been a massive queen fan since the age of 3
however, that does not mean i don't respect your right to dislike them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:09, closed)

I've liked Queen since I was three too
but that's only because Breakthru had a train in the video, and I loved trains at that point.

Also, Queen aren't really meant to be brilliant album makers, they're a stadium band, and the tragic thing is we'll never get to see it done properly again. All we've got is DVD's, and they are awesome, and it's only on older fans testimony do I believe that it was better in person (and having been to other bands gigs I know things are generally better live)

Same goes for Hendrix. Listen to him as much as you want stoned, but it's pale in comparison to seeing him play. He's played a guitar, on fire, with his teeth!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:19, closed)

You hit the nail on the head
I saw Queen a few times live and that is exactly what they were, a fantastic stadium band. The light shows, pomp & general "circus" feel to the whole show was pretty magical. I have seen 100's of shows over the years but apart from Springsteen & Peter Gabriel, a Queen live show takes some beating.
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:24, closed)

i was so gutted i missed the wembley gig
had the chance to go with a mate and her dad, but my folks decided i was too young.
bit of a pisser, really.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:51, closed)

this also happens to me when I mention Queen. Every time.
definitely.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:19, closed)

With the exception of Bohemian Rhapsody...
...which was very different to anything I'd heard before, Queen's songs are radio-friendly inoffensive sing-along rock tracks that are good for drunken chanting.

They're memorable for being catchy tunes, but they're hardly ground-breaking. Rather than being the world's worst band I'd put them into the so-bad-they're-good, guilty pleasure category.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:27, closed)

*Click*
Will there ever be ONE night in a University Nightclub in which they don't play "Don't Fuck Me Now"?*

*Track name edited to protect identity
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:31, closed)