go to the doctor?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)

I've been to the docs
But I don't like those sort of medicines. I prefer natural stuff.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)

Don't complain then, you berk

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

it's something that hurts
and it hurts a lot. it sounds horrible, but have you tried pushing?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)

a friend with bad period pains and an aversion to ibuprofen used to swear by evening primrose oil capsules,
but i have never tried them and i don't know how different a miscarriage is.

you should probably see a doctor.
( sleepybinky, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)

"fucking evening primrose oil capsules"

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)

yeah, like that.

( sleepybinky, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

What's the difference between a Period & a Miscarriage...?

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)

about 20 points?

/scrabble
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)

Hahahaha!
I was thinking more along the lines of 'you can't rape a period' but yours will do...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)

o
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)

*stops stopwatch*
14 minutes, not bad sir.

You can put your board & letters away now.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 14:09, archived)

I'm just glad someone noticed it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2006, 14:22, archived)

it makes a helluva mess
if you finish your sentence with a miscarriage?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)

it's like the difference between eating a duck egg and a duck embryo.
One tastes better.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

One is the result of an unfertilised egg
the other is the result of a baby dying in the womb.

Miscarriages are heavier because the uterus lining is thicker
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

The latter is just an abortion without the guilt.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:54, archived)

Here's a natural remedy: Naturally, go to a doctor.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)

HAHAHA!
You mean, you don't like medicines that are based on modern scientific knowledge, and actually work, so you'd rather eat some manky herbs bought from an old Chinese woman because they're 'natural'?

Christ, woman, get some Solpadine Max and quit moaning!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)

this

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)

hard

( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)

Aye - this
Hemlock, digitalis and belladonna are all natural, doesn't mean they're good for you.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)

this
and quit it will stop you
/serious strikethrough, Solpadine is teh bomb
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)

see
www.b3ta.com/talk/1700512
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)