Hmm...
Quickly, give me reasons as to why I shouldn't top myself.

It's a shit day, and I'm feeling EMO.

yes yes, "fuck-you's" all around to me.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

because I'm here

( MONO!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

because /talk is a craic attack
through and through.
(rudedoodle smug bucket, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

Jah
could be indeed.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

I am in a very emo mood also
because I had a shit day of being dragged around shops
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

did you get your shoelaces trapped in a shopping trolley?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

no I was told that I was
chauffeuring 3 posh 18 year olds, because I own a car, my dad doesn't
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

FUCKIN POSH 18 year olds!
Were any of them named "Nikki" bychance?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

i hurt myself with a shopping trolley today
have that special feeling you only get when you do something very stupid in public
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

is that the warm and wet feeling?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

you know it!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Because it's going to be a really lovely long hot summer
and you don't want to miss that do you?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:11, archived)

I suppose not
Hopefully it'll be summer in the CITY!

woot!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

top yourself after the summer
next winter will be rubbish
( MONO!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

LONDON CITY!!!
You could always marry a single b3tan to get over here. It doesn't have to be a female either now ;)
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

Well then
Who wants to marry an immigrant EMO American? I am rather cute though...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

You are very cute
for a septic
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

a septic?
awww...

*drains fluids*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

Tank = yank
sorry
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:43, archived)

Ooohh...
I is retarded.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:55, archived)

Do it.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

because tomorrow might not be a shit day
it might be a very good day, and you might be feeling not in the least but EMO. And if you killed yourself, you'd miss out on it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:12, archived)

DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
THINK OF THE PAPERWORK!
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:13, archived)

pfftt...
*cues*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

because your problems are probably mediocre
and somewhere, someone probably has something worse to deal with oh dear that sounded rather nasty don't worry I'm not feeling too great.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

if you kill yourself
you'll never have the chance to watch the Back To The Future trilogy ever again
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

Like i said up there /\
Do it.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

unless he goes into the future to see it
before coming back and killing himself.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:14, archived)

this reason I can LIVE with
1.21 gigawatts!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

this:
www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/1120001.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

yay!
1.21 gigawatts!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

hugs
sunshine
bacon
tickling kittens on the tummy
booxe
the super furry animals
anagrams
getting in a warm car on a cold day
self-love
the feeling you get when you've made something awesome
riding a bike really fast downhill
back to the future
fairy cakes
fractals
arguing with stupid people
laughing at funny-shaped animals
skipping
long soapy baths
cheese on toast
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:15, archived)

these
are the best reasons

especially BACON
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

this isn't a very nice post
just because you are feeling EMO.

oh and ....cheer up EMO
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:16, archived)

when did emo earn capital letter status?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

Erratic Mental Obsessive?
Could work.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

no idea

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

I know, love
I'm just feeling sorry for myself is all.

AAAANND I wanted to be EMO.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

Because if you do you'll never get the chance to prove the bastards wrong!
That kept me going all through my teen years.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)