I have a problem
Twenty seven ducks are going to the pond. Five of them got lost, thirteen of them are staying home, nine of them are at the pond. Where are the rest of them?
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)

Shredded in a pancake
soaking in the Hoi-sin of your lies.

/Bill Bailey
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

in my tummeh!
(i'm hungry)
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

It looks sweeet in there...

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

wow
no new pictures in 30 minutes on /board
perhaps they ARE ready for an baldmonkey picture?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

This needs a picture
Do you swell like a mallard?
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)

w m
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)

is the Mallard swelling with pride
seeing his ducklings swimming majestically across the pond in Spring?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

No
they expand when you cook them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)

*click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)

I think the great man
has actually caused them to question the validity of their output.

They've all stopped drawning spong eyes and animating Brian Blessed and just broken down and wept.

OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

They are all migrating to twitter to discuss
THEIR LACK OF TALENT
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)

oh come now, who's knees don't quivver in awe
on seeing another kitten with bad human teeth and spong eyes?

you are dead inside
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)

Imagine
if it were a kitten with spong eyes and human teeth and it's ANIMATED so it walks past BRIAN BLESSED !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)

FP IT NOW!!!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)

DUCKPUB
do your own mensa test dude. stop leeching the answers off us over a period of a few days.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

Leaching surely?

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

No
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)

Leeching and Leaching
Feltching and Fetching
You say tomato
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)

Telling the dog to go feltch could have
disastrous consequences.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)

im sure he could find a specialist website for his perversion
and then the cunt would spend less time here as well...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)

Nope. sorry you are still wrong....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)

Apologies and takes humiliation like Saddam

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)

Ding?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)

going to the pond.

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

this

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

one of it's legs is longer

[edit] and 5+13+9 = 27 ITYMF
( Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

hello ducky

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hello sweetie

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

you are awful...

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)

How can a duck
be going to the pond and also be staying home at the same time?
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)

That is the problem

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

it should say that 13 ducks are staying at home
not 13 of them.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

Very much this
poorly-worded problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)

where is a mouse
when it spins?
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

That makes twenty-seven
unless the implication is

a) the pond IS home
or
b) the thirteen staying home are not, by definition, going to the pond, so you are missing 13

but I say EAT THE FEATHERY AQUATIC FUCKERS
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

They went to market
No... That was the pigs...
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)

going to the pond.

( scott,, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)

all the ducks are swimming in the water
la la la la laaa la
la la la la laaa la
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)

fal de rol de rol do

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

oh god this

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)

this

( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)

Learning basic arithmetic

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)