There's a gentleman at my local traditional English cuisine
take-away emporium who is adamant that he is the king of rock & roll.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:41, archived)

awesome

(rudedoodle smug bucket, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

You live in Ipswich.
AICMFP
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

The Pennines in fact
in Ipswich the bloke wouldn't even talk to him, or call him a "fackin' nawvan cant".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

I see.
My geographicals are all fried up
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

Did you endeavour
to disabuse him of this notion?
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

He is economical with the truth on a regular basis
and I am not so certain that you are a decent honest man sir.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

Bastard
I was typing something similar
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

OMG CLIFF RICHARD
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM*
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

What does Cliff Richard have in common with a dartboard?
Both are better without the Shadows.

/long coat
( Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

Adam Ant?

( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

*lobs brick through pub window*
*wields gun*
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

SAVE THE GORRILA
YOUR MONEY FOR HIS LIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=KJp_XCenixY
( Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

Thats nothing.
Today I was equally surprised to learn that the pattern of sound in a line (usually based on stressed and unstressed syllables) is in fact a person who participates in a social gathering arranged for dancing -
and I'm serious as a malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division when I say this.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

I sincerely hope you were able to sense this in the combination of
atmospheric gases comprising of our Earth's lower atmosphere.
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

I could indeed feel it, it was in the air
ppffft...!
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

Refrain from behaving in the manner of a cattle driver with me, progeny James.

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:53, archived)