I'm on my ninth can of booze
anything may happen
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

you utter cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

candle, cunt

( moohalaa, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

yes, cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

just so you know
*doffs hat*
( moohalaa, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

You sir.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4259216
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

Haha
Hurrah!
( moohalaa, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

you are now part of my profile

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

That's one hell of a tumor.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

I feel like that chinese bloke.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

Alfred Lee Hitchkong?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

Tara Palmer Tompkinson?

( head-doctor ololololo, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

Justin lee-cuntlins

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)

Alan Carp.

( head-doctor ololololo, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)

Rumpelstiltskin?
(I don't get the joke, there, but I'm American, so I often don't)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)

Rumpleforeskin
(nor do I, and I'm a Brit.)
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)

I feel a little better, now.
Thanks.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

I took it as double barrel names.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

Ah.
I intended it as Alfred Hitchcock's profile (a trademark of his), with someone else's profile jutting out as well.

You can appreciate the confusion?
images.google.com/images?q=alfred+hitchcock+profile
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)

It's head doctor's fault

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)

Aye gnow
I just figured I'd clarify.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)

I see
in that case, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)

HAPPY SODDING B3TA THING YOU APPALLING TRANSVESTITE

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)

THANK YOU

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)

Tranny?!
*sends you to the Brother's School of Brotherly Love*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)

not meant to be taken literally Brother Sync

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)

Grrr....
*pays up to another bet I lost due to crappy 'insiders' information*
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

What is wrong with Transvestisism?
Eddie Izzard is a transvestite and he is FABULOUS
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)

I thought you were!

( Ibstock, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)

transvestites give me the fucking creeps

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)

Absolutely nothing.
I'm actually going to dinner with a transvestite tomorrow. She does Anime 'Japanese schoolgirl' modeling stuff. We get on great.

(this isn't a date - she's 'family', in a way)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)

what kind of restaurant?
hope it's fun :)
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)

I just watched Dara o Briain on BBC2.
Was brilliant. I really can't wait to go see him in March.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

it was rather good wasn't it?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

It was. I laughed like a loon,
I was worried I would be disappointed as I have 3 tickets for his show in Aberdeen.
Shouldn't have worried.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)

yeah it was pretty damn good!
i want to go see him in manchester now
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

that was a grand show, really good.
I'd quite happily go see him live
(Dangermouse., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

Lightweight.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

I never said I was stopping

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)

oh, fair play then.
As you were.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

I have no more beer
but I have a jd miniture tiny bottle
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

I have a bottle of Ricard
it's not a miniature.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)

If I drink much more.
I tend to do silly things.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)

heh
me too,
that's why I do it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)

*high five*

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)

*fives back*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)

Hurrah
I think I may have that jd with a little coke.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)

It has.
Got any more lube?
( head-doctor ololololo, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

I've some vegatable oil

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)

OK then.
*turns thermostat up to 150*
( head-doctor ololololo, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

Well that's my bacon sizzling.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)

fry, fry, fry, let it fry.
[bassline]
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

It certainly may.
I just shit what appears to be a package of Twizzlers. Something is a muck in the fabric of reality.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

Are you in the habit of eating plastic.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

Kerazee

( in vino veritas, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

Oh yes indeed

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

I'm on my second bottle of wine.
Anything may already have happened.
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)

any idea if there are boots of the other night in circulation
I'd love to get hold of one.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

Not heard of any so far.
You'll be the first to know if I do though.
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

hurrah
*hopes and dreams*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

good for you

( mongychops, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

I know.
In the heat of creating a new thread, I forgot to make it fun and interesting, bad me.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

It's a common oversight.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)

I noticed.
Although, where there's shit, there's diamonds.

And other such platitudes.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)

HALLO I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR THE LAST 4 HOURS
OH MY....I MAY BE DRUNK NOW....

ALSO HAPPY FUCKING CANDLEBUM TO MR. HORRIBLE!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

heheheh
you drnuk ams
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)

me drunk what?
I've had such and awesome day. I've been watching movies and drinking beer....only one thing is missing...
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)

and what is that?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)

oh dear
*head in hands*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)

I'm trying to give up head

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

I need MY CUDDLE BUDDY

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)

*hugs*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)

I need my cuddle buddy....

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

I think I have been drinking that length of time.
I feel quite drunked.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)

MEE TOO
oh my....it's only 7:26 here haha
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)

I have been drinking for about 12 hours
I'm appallingly sober.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)

LOOZA
you lose at being drunk.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

I've drunk myself sober before.
Tequilla oddly enough.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)

I've been out for the count in a Mexican bar-oh

( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)

Stranded in Norway with a nothing but me.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)

Um
Isn't it nowhere?
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

My bad, always thought it was norway
*stranded in no where with nothing but me*

aww lads ah dain't understand I'm a geordie in wonderland
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

Aha
You had me confused for a minute there.
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)

damn you man
it was continue the lyric time
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:51, archived)

I can't man
I get emotional there. And at the bottom of a second bottle of red wine that's a bad idea.
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)

I know exactly what you mean.
I don't think I'll cry this time but definately wish I was back there, seeing it played live.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

I do it too much

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)

We should go drinking sometime.
I have the same problem.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)