Well this
morning I have mainly been listening to recordings of myself faking orgasms to many different men's names, over-dubbed with cheesy porn music.

I'm doing this in my office - shirley they've noticed the blushing..?
( Dekazer, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)

upload
?
( Dill, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:39, archived)

Haha
I'm sure you'll get to hear one tomorrow, whilst you enjoy a lifesize chocolate nipple.
( Dekazer, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

With a nipple hair stuck in the back of it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

What sort
of women have you been meeting Mykey?
( Dekazer, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:42, archived)

Ape women
From tibet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

Some people have all the luck.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

You werent faking those organisms
You dirty girl.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

You're spelling is terribel this mornign.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

Gell mey aboot it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

I think they're fab
I can upload one if you want feedback from this depraved lot?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

Oh why not..
www.b3ta.com/talk/454757

Edit: Any requests for names?
( Dekazer, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

me
/edit: don't bother really, I can't download it at work and won't b arsed to download it at home later. no offence like.
( Fergburger, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

do you have a Nick?
As I could then send it to the missus to scare her ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

ok
www.izzyviper.org/kevin.mp3
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

Could you upload
one but change the file extension (to anything other than mp3) so I can d/l it please :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)

ok
changed it to .txt - will that help?


you should hear the Sam one...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

Heheh I want to!
Have it kicking about?

Edit: Hahaha just listened to the Kevin one - awesome!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

you're not having it at work
because you'll make a mess. you'll just have to wait :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

*bows*

( Dekazer, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

*applauds*
*changes name by deed poll*
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

not here
websense still finds it
( Fergburger, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

Don't click the link
put www.izzyviper.org/kevin.txt in your browser and then save when it prompts
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

that's what i did
it still says multimedia detected. bastards
( Fergburger, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

Harsh :(

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

brilliantly
as it goes into iTunes in alphabetical order, that faded seamlessly into "Learning to fly"

ace.

/Was that you or Dekazer? it's very good ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:48, archived)

that's
Dekazer
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

excellent
dirtier then a Cornish tin miner's sock, IMO.

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

She's very good
can I borrow her?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

everyone else has...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

everyone except you...
;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

and you...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

a comeback
of astounding wit there sir. Also sadly true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:11, archived)

Yes
www.b3ta.com/talk/454472
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

me!!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)

yeah yeah yeah
I know what you want yours to sound like
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:45, archived)

Anything other than "Are you done yet?"
Would probably be a bonus...
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

Is it in yet?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)

Who do you expect to satisfy with that?
"Myself."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

and the thing about premature ejaculation
is - Premature for who, exactly?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

Arf!
It's good to be a man.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

he wants both of us together
screaming his name
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)

Not true sir!
I am a sex god:)*


*May be lies,filthy lies!!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)

This
as it will ease my friday hangover :)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)