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Firat?
I suspect your chubby little fingers were too eager to bash that out
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
pfft
not the only thing he has bashed out today
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
"hahaha"

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
*fives*
love you really JMG. but tedious? much?





online
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
I no doubt repeat myself, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
online?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
The internet, online.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
Well its not like a real life actual lady would touch him with a bargepole
Or even one on here, which is rather sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you having an internet girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you not having any form of girlfriend, internet or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
How do you know that for sure?
Do you think I have to prove myself to the internet people?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
hmm
to be fair, if you cant pull a b3tan lass you really should join a monastery..

maybe he should go to gonzos house, i understand the aroma of old socks and the soundtrack to hollyoaks is an aphrodisiac to a certain type of lass
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Are you saying we're all slappers?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
I know I am
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
*squeezles*

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Pfft
I had a brief look at flights from bristol to aberdeen with eastern airlines

I nearly died from shock at the price.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
well that's a load of arsehats then.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
Oh are we not meant to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
not all of you,.
but the ones that are are really fucking up the statistics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
I need to compile a list of lady b3tans that haven't been involved with male b3tans
I'm sure I'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
i can think of five or 6 regulars that i know have had more than one each....

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
Greedy. GREEDY.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
It's you and me against the internet, Limey

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
I haven't either

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
Well you've only been here 5 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
*clings to you*

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
I've only had the one
and he'll remain the only one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
That's the spirit.
I assume you were slower than the other b3tan to reply as you were filling your mouth with chips.


I'm applying the same form of logic, here, and I feel it's going well.
Feel free to just pick up this wobble in a different thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
Bless.
Look at you getting overexcited again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
...."dr who on telly, the impending ABERBASH..."
I honestly think that you get hard ons at the thought of both.


Did you used to have cyber sex with the wife before you met her off of the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
You really are a very sad and bitter little man
I hope your life improves and brings you some sort of happiness
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)