My college (Homerton College, University of Cambridge)
won't allow me to go bare-foot around its premises.

Do you support the bare-foot brigade?
Do you say 'Down with the Man!'?
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Get some fucking shoes on, hippy.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

hello
I am a cunt

sorry
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

Link fail.
Oh you shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

You.
MSI album link being gazzed your way in a minute or 2.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

pfffffft
I'm clicking this, just to rub salt in the eyes of Internet Drama Involving Girls
( moohalaa, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

I A. COMPL.TLY ABO.E T..S IN.ERNET LARK!
B4.H1//!!/1?1?!? p.ople are sh.t
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

I spent most of it pointing and laughing
at the people who clearly took the internet far too seriously.
( moohalaa, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

How many new phone numbers did you get?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

Ninety eight POINT five.
/ac
( moohalaa, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

jmg was there?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

JMG is everywhere.
It's his primary method of transportation.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

W.BBLE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

Oh my good God. A g.rl needs c.ddl.s O.LI.E!1
/ac
( moohalaa, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

h.h.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

*well and truly fucking clicks*

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Doesn't work

( Hankster, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Oh Gilgamesh :(

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

*snickers like Muttley*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Can't get it to work :(

( Lollylegs lite, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

Right click and save on link

( Hankster, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

UTTERLY BRILLIANT.
*Clicks*
( Lollylegs lite, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Pfffffffffftt!
You should make this a looping flash movie! And perhaps get the audio from "Ten things I hate about you" where the kid says "YOU BITCH! I'm filming a nose spray ad tomorrow!!"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

I'm going to get my titters out again for that

*titters*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

brill
A+++
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

i hate feet. yuk.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

*wiggles toes at you*

( MONO!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

*sticks toes in your eyes*
*heel to the chin*
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

I don't care.
That's the answer to both of your questions.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

I used to walk around barefoot.

( MONO!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

YES
I support fully.
( Lollylegs lite, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

I was virtually forever bare foot in my old work place.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

Professional pauper?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

:p

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

and pregnant in the kitchen?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

yup

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

baaaaaaaabies

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Even Jesus wore shoes.
You are fail.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

Jesus is not real.
You are fail.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Then how do my bushes get done so nicely?

(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

You're not real.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

So I fail?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

No.
Because you don't exist.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Paradox.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

They crucified me wearin FACKIN' brogues mate!
Right, I'm off daan da pub.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

I used to do it when I was younger, in the summer.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

You should be allowed to go barefoot if you wish!
It would also help people to speed up judging your character.

Less footwear = less friends.

/hates feet
(thesophie .tumblr..com, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

You can't afford shoes?
I don't like going barefoot unless it is on the beach or my carpet at home.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

I've got hobbit feet.
I like barefootedness in places, but people are racist at me and I have to put my feet away :(
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

Rubbish.
Let your feet be free!
( MONO!, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

I've got hobbit feet too
Freakishly big for girls feet.
( Lollylegs lite, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

Mine are hairy.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

This. Hard.
I know no one that doesn't play basketball rather well or is more than 6'10" that doesn't have feet smaller than me.
(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

did they give a legitimate reason?
or is it because you're representing your college and they don't want to be represented by bare-footed students but much prefer a suit (with shoes)?
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

they are oppressors
of the bare-foot ideal

and not much better than Hitler
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

They probably don't have insurance coverage
for if you get glass in your foot.

Sorry, but in today's litigious society if that is their reasoning I'm behind them 100%.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

Even if I accept responsibility for my own feet?

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

Who's to say you won't sue?
I'm not a lawyer, it's just 'thinking aloud' if you will.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Put on shoes you hippy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

My college (St Poshington Titwanks, Oxford)
won't let me wank in the halls :(
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

we are allowed to do that

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

heheheheheheh
good
(thesophie .tumblr..com, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Perhaps they are trying to be tactful about about the smell of your feet...
But if the bare-foot brigade fails to win this battle wear a pair of clown shoes in protest.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

I like going barefoot, but won't do it here in Pompey because there's so much broken glass.

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)