DO WANT
www.firebox.com/product/2161/USB-Microscope

What do you want?
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

For a few people to go fuck themselves

( RiverBlues Hello, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

David Crawford is upset.

( FoldsFive, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

Fuck you :|

( RiverBlues Hello, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

David Crawford did a swear!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

OMG!!!!!!11!Q!!!!

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

Oh David Crawford, why so sad.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

Thats a little harsh, David Crawford.

( FoldsFive, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

I'm enjoying this new one.
It's very good fun.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

Cheer up, David Crawford

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

David Crawford is a wanker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

Is it sleepy bo bo times?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

Don't cry for me, David Crawford.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

the truth is, you had a facebook

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

Arf!
*SUPER HIGH FIVE*
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

I sang it
and laughed
( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

David Crawford

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

MORE LIKE DAVID CRYFORD

I have no idea what's happening
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

But as usual, what you say is amusing nonetheless.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

He's crying because we discovered he has only 11 friends on facebook and denied he has an account.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

www.facebook.com/s.php?q=david2005@hotmail.co.uk&k=100000020&init=q
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

this all seems quite mean and bullyey

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

well we all know YOUR name is Susan
Susan Dwayne Shrewsbury

and you live in Melge, near Wales
( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

I have friends though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

lies

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

they sit at my table and drink tea with me
they love me so much they never move
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

Isn't a melge a dance move?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

Perhaps
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=melge
( well, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

nevillesgarden.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/1979.gif
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

How the hell did this get on the popular page?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

because he's right

( moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

*cough*
not quite

*cough*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

oh well!
Its the general idea
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

No, fuck YOU.

(Gruffbert, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

Gruffbert!

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

Oh how the not so mighty have fallen, David Crawford.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

I liked all of the replies to this.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

there's a few people
i wouldn't mind watching fuck themselves atm
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)

Do you not already own the one you are modelling in the picture?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

This probably
www.firebox.com/pic/p2161ex1.jpg
( well, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

That looks fuck-all like me.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

WTFAYBOA?
It looks just like you!
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

A lifetimes supply of free books.
No not the library ones that have been felt up by every pleb in the county, actual new books.
( well, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

We had a microfiche viewer at school in the library
Wardy stuck a public hair on there and looked at it.
( magnum, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

And isn't that you in the picture anyway?

( magnum, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

what's a public hair?
a hair that anyone can use?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

Its compatible with windows only
Arent you a linux girl?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

I have Windows too.
And I might be able to run it in WINE.

I have a few CDs that won't play in PCs/Macs, but the record companies have evidently never heard of Linux because I can listen to and rip them just fine in that. Tee hee!
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

I think they just pitty Linux users
they have enough problems to deal with.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

I want to go to bed.
I'm fucking knackered.
( Nile, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

Those things are cool.
You can see the back of your own eye.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)

Fuck yeah
I want some free 16mm film
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

got one
(in white, though there was no choice at the time)
it's an awesome toy, but don't try to take microscrope-pics of your eye, the LEDs are a bit over-bright for that :$
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)