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I lived it. :(

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
oh fran

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
HALF A CONDOM

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
So did I. When I was 16.
*shakes head sadly*
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
You slept with Rik when you were 16?
Paedo.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
OMG! I'm amazed by this revelation.
And the internet never lies.

o_O
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
This is why me and Badger split up the other night...
Bou said he had an affair. She MUST be telling the truth.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
What's this?
Have I missed OMGOSSIP?
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
Bou tried to convince b3ta that Badger had cheated on me.
Bless.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
I'VE HAD BADGER
HE WAS CRAP
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
WHOO WHOOP! KAFFIRS!

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
It was on the front of ALL the papers in South Africa.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
Haha.
Any links?
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
I bet he likes being pissed on too.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
To be fair, who doesn't like being pissed on?
/ac
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
It's a good point
Where did all this getting pissed on stuff come from anyway?
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
Your diary.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
Bou told us that she pissed on someone's hand when she was having sex
because her imaginary boyfriend told her to.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
Ah righty
What a good thing to share.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
With so many personalities to choose from
it is not surprising that one or more of them could be her boyfriends.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
Someone very clever and his internet girlfriend
made up that rumour about their unspeakable internet nemesis, as a rather desperate way of trying to turn people against him.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
It's all good fun, till someone's eye is put out.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
I hope
you're using the word "clever" in an ironic and ultimately incorrect sense.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
Well he usually is an intelligent fellow,
but on this occasion, common sense was shoved aside in favour of righteous internet rage.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
Ah sorry
I thought you meant Syncubus. I now see this cannot have been the case!
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
Did scrybl verify the story?
If they both told you then it MUST be true
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
Same thing, dingus.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
They're the same nutter??
Sorry I'm a noob, I've yet to write up my "avoid like the plague" list
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
I don't get
why Bou/Scrybl keeps coming back for more and more abuse
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

abuse attention
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
For the attention.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
attention piss
Tumnus
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
If you don't stop this whole Tumnus business, I shall be forced to end you.

(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
But
it's not real attention. It's a bunch of little letters in a screen. All of which spell FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING RETARD.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
Clearly it was with her
And maybe also Syncubus
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
She never ceases to surprise me with her knowledge
I swear she is psychic... or is it pyscho?

Anyway, what is more amazing is how she can type, cackle insanely and throw cats around her room at the same time. Simply amazing.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
Two words.
Head dobber.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)