Oh Em Gee.
I am wanting to be wined and dined but my winer and diner is not keen.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Pick a number between 68 and 70.
Not including 68 and 70.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

Slag

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

I fucking wish.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Don't deny it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

Chance would be a fine thing.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

You live in a town full of other slags
Stop complaining.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

GET A ROOM

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

What?
Why?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

Yes, this^

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

IVE TOLD YOU THERE ARE NO SLAGS HERE>

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

YOU LIE

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

No it's true, he killed them all.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Well that was silly

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

He was hoping you'd visit.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

The only reason I will be visiting
Is to steal his child.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Fair do's

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

Scotland is a country, not a town

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

We aren't all slags

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

country pit
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

+cess

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

If there are slags here, I can't find them :-(
They must hide when the see my fat, troll like body shambling down the street.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

And that is the key to wining and dining?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

I'm sure if you said "Wine me and dine me and you can 69 me"
He'd soon be keen.
Maybe not though...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

I have wined and dined my young man tonight
unfortunately the wine was an unpleasant Merlot and the dining was soggy beef Wellington :(
just as well he loves me anyway.
( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

You'll still get your legover.
Don't worry.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

This one doesn't love me yet.
But he's nice and polite and clever and interesting and that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

Why is he not keen on wining and dining?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

He's not the one that sent that text message is he?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

No no. I said "nice and polite and clever and interesting" not "lying and cheating and sexy and bad-for-me".
This one's a teacher and a gentleman.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

how hideously dull for you..
*hug*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

"nice and polite and clever and interesting" usually means boring
or gay. Sometimes gay and boring. Unless you're gay... then they're just mind numbingly boring and I'll just fetch my coat.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

Not boring at all.
He's got chat and is hot and that too.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Can he compose a text message complete with vowels and punctuation?

( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

Kind of. A vast improvement on the other one.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

Well he's gay, that's for sure.

( magnum, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

Not enough rohypnol?

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

I'm drinking a lovely merlot right now.
I win.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

I've never been a fan
but thought I'd give it another go now I'm older and less shit
it still tastes of wrong.
( Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

i'd wine and dine you
but i'm certain you'd say no, and you might have seen at least one picture of me, instantly putting you off actually seeing me in real life
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

Well, you are a ginger

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

i am awesome ginger winningness of awesome brilliance
quake under my redtopped power!
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

But so is everyone else here.

( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

*runs off screaming*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

Burn your hair off?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha

It's funny because you hate people with ginger hair.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

I don't hate them
I'm scared of them
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Why? Is it supposed to be funny?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Imagine the japes Esme...
she lives in Scotland and is scared of Gingers.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

God love her, it must be terrible.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

very
you've never laughed at ginger people?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

No, as it is a hair colour.
LOl GINGERS ARE SCAREE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

I've met you.
And a proper lady should never say no to a dinner invitation.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

errrr
yes you have, at the xmas bash?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

Indeedy.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

ah
in which case
*fluffs self up*
would you like me to wine and dine you?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)