I'm watching porn.
It's porny, which is pretty cool.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)

I want a fat internet girlfriend to wank down my webcam at
Any advice?
( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)

I'm surprised at you Hank

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)

Why for?

( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)

Yeah.
Go fuck yourself, you completely uncreative piece of ass.

Do you have any follow-up questions, or have I made it clear enough, you completely uncreative piece of ass?

You're not interesting.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)

I bloody am
Sometimes real women let me touch them.

You used "ass" twice, now that's not very creative is it?
( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)

Though only if you wear the special gloves.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)

You're not.
You're a completely annoying piece of ass. Go fuck yourself by slamming your face up your annoying ass, you annoying ass.

You suck, always. Every single time you post. I've never seen you post a single kind or creative thing to anyone, once. You suck at the internet, consistently, and you bore the shit out of me.

Welcome to my ignore list.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)

He's nice to me.
And a lot of other people.

I've never posted anything creative either, you gonna ignore me too?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)

OH NOES!
THE.. dum-dum-duuuuuum.. IGNORE LIST!

Hankster has said many nice things to me. He's a good friend. Therefore you're wrong.

And Hankster appears to be able to cope with the internet considerably better than yourself, sunshine.
( FoldsFive, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

He's nice to me, too
In fact he was being very nice just down the board a bit
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

What can I say
I'm crushed

A weird, creepy maggot on the world wide web doesn't like me
Boo hoo
( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)

I've seen all the above people naked

( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)

In your dreams, late at night
When you're all alone and probably a bit lonely or something
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)

Indeed

( Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha ** Click **
That's fantastic. It really is.

This is a work of art, YOU REALLY TOLD HIM WHAT-FOR.

What an ASS !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)

Oh hello! I aer Cuffbert :o3
That Hankbums is vere maximums loevly and I shell evens share my chickins with him but yuo are so rubbish that even Cudbert is bettar than yuo GNAAAH SHUSH UP RUBBISH SHITUBUMS YUO ARE THE WOSRT PERSON ON THE INTARNETS RAAAAR And now some fish for Cuffbert plese :o3
(Cuffbert, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

You massive fucking loser.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Why do you do this? What's the point? What do you gain out of it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)

It's just fun.
Sexy women and stuff..

I enjoy it. Just my choice of entertainment?

I figure what I gain out of it is pretty obvious. They look hot and I masturbate, silly! ;-)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)