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Yarrrrr.

(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
Talk Like A Pirate Day is shit.
My new flat, on the other hand, is NOT.

YAY for not being homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
oh nice!!
high five on that.

also Wank your way to nasal clarity
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
Proper scheduling of masturbation and sexual intercourse?
Doesn't it just happen?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
I have a little chart.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
YOU
I'm MSnless at uni. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
Use
meebo.com, I have to when I'm on T-Mobile.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
oh yes this.
meebo is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
I use it
instead of large, cumbersome installs of YIM, AIM and ICQ. I do have Google Talk installed, mainly for large file transfers, likewise with MSN.

Saves so much fucking about with ports etc for when I'm on my home connection :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)

sad times indeed.

Not even googletalk?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
I can get yahoo messenger to work
Gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
I'll pencil it in for Friday after Hollyoaks

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
YAY HOLLYOAKS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
Yay for your new flat

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
I'M MR CHEESE HEAD!
WIP WILLY WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
I'm watching porn.
It's porny, which is pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
I want a fat internet girlfriend to wank down my webcam at
Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
I'm surprised at you Hank

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
Why for?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
Yeah.
Go fuck yourself, you completely uncreative piece of ass.

Do you have any follow-up questions, or have I made it clear enough, you completely uncreative piece of ass?

You're not interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
I bloody am
Sometimes real women let me touch them.

You used "ass" twice, now that's not very creative is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
Though only if you wear the special gloves.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
You're not.
You're a completely annoying piece of ass. Go fuck yourself by slamming your face up your annoying ass, you annoying ass.

You suck, always. Every single time you post. I've never seen you post a single kind or creative thing to anyone, once. You suck at the internet, consistently, and you bore the shit out of me.

Welcome to my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
He's nice to me.
And a lot of other people.

I've never posted anything creative either, you gonna ignore me too?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
OH NOES!
THE.. dum-dum-duuuuuum.. IGNORE LIST!

Hankster has said many nice things to me. He's a good friend. Therefore you're wrong.

And Hankster appears to be able to cope with the internet considerably better than yourself, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
He's nice to me, too
In fact he was being very nice just down the board a bit
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
What can I say
I'm crushed

A weird, creepy maggot on the world wide web doesn't like me
Boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
I've seen all the above people naked

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
In your dreams, late at night
When you're all alone and probably a bit lonely or something
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
Hahahahahahahahaha ** Click **
That's fantastic. It really is.

This is a work of art, YOU REALLY TOLD HIM WHAT-FOR.

What an ASS !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
Oh hello! I aer Cuffbert :o3
That Hankbums is vere maximums loevly and I shell evens share my chickins with him but yuo are so rubbish that even Cudbert is bettar than yuo GNAAAH SHUSH UP RUBBISH SHITUBUMS YUO ARE THE WOSRT PERSON ON THE INTARNETS RAAAAR And now some fish for Cuffbert plese :o3
(Cuffbert, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
You massive fucking loser.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
Why do you do this? What's the point? What do you gain out of it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
It's just fun.
Sexy women and stuff..

I enjoy it. Just my choice of entertainment?

I figure what I gain out of it is pretty obvious. They look hot and I masturbate, silly! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
is it talk like a pirate day today then?

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
Avast

(I helped save b3ta! Pedere Penfold...shush., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
behind

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
AVG

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
Time for soup.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
Are you the real one, or the pretend one?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
NOT WELCOME HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
Oh be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
But WHY?
No one else is
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
MEANY !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
I'm a terrible horrible bully
didn't you know?

I meant Talk Like A Pirate Day wasn't welcome...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
I NO !
I'm going to send a mod a text message and say that you've been HORRIBLE to people.

Ohhh, I thought you meant she wasn't welcome here.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
UR A WANKA

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)