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not exactly prolix
are you ?
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I don't know.
What the fuck's a prolix?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
Having the tendency to write at great length

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
Smart bint.
But Lambrini? FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
The cherry one was left here
By my boss. Mainly cos he'd drank about 6 bottles and was staggering home.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
It means "wordy"
as in using lots of words. Yes, pretentious of me to say that, but better surely than just saying "no, you piss off" which is the obvious retort.
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go fuck yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
another advocate
of the pithy response. My, it's like the cat has your tongue, isn't it.
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go shit yourself you fat spazz.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
fuck
I didn't realise my webcam was on.
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go on wankstain.
stick a chair up it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
Hot wax you b3taday cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
go on, fuck your mum to death

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
Too late.
She's already fucked to death and I'm working on my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
Happy b3taday Gobbo!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
yeah fuck you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
In your dreams fucko.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
Happy Candleday.
*Supplies cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
fuck off you fucking twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
HAPPY CANDLE CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
cram it cat breath

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
FUCKCKIRSNF CANDLEM LEF FINBUIRHTDAY FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
All the same,
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
why ?
I might have lots of interesting things to say. I might not, granted, but that's a bit of a knuckle-grazing response, isn't it ?
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you clearly don't have anything interesting to say you fat poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
au contraire
I might have lots to say, to impart - give me a chance. Go on, suggest a topic for discussion - anyone can say "fuck off" behind the anonymity of a keyboard...are you this "hard" in real life ?
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i once killed a bear, if that's what you mean you ugly dog eater.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
you are Sarah Palin
I claim my $5 etc etc
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Pounds, retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
not in america!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
And THAT'S why their economy is fucked.
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
There's nothing wrong with eating dog.
Or being ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
Your mum's gaping minge.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
No, you just want to show people you know words that you think are clever.
But it just makes you look like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
I'm willing to bet actual money that he'll start whinging about "cliques" before long.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
Oh, he's terribly intellectual, I can't cope with all the superiority.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
yes, but unlike most
at least I would pronounce the word correctly, instead of saying "click" like most idiots do...
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right on sister!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
Hahaha.
I bet you're single.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
you can shut up as well you slut

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
Cock off, fuckhead.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
go shag a donkey, bigtits.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
ha ha ha
no, I'm not. Read my first post "girlfriend not here"...

bet you're repressed.
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i have a hundred girlfriends!
look, it says so on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
I've stolen the girlfriends of everybody else in the nation.
They're all in a warehouse in Preston.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
Yes, obviously.
Wow, she's a lucky girl, that she has such a clever man who can pronounce clique, unlike most people, apparently. I hope whoever she's fucking behind your back is less of a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
i've never thought pronunciation was important in a chat room
it's like spelling in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
The Tamworth Red Lion Scrabble champion would shit if he read this.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
Well, it's not, as it's written down.
I suppose some people need to grab the least thing to feel superior about.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
well, given your username
you obviously don't think much of yourself, sexually speaking.
Trust me, not everyone cheats on you. Sorry it's happened to you in the past, maybe you should look at yourself and ask "why is it happening to me all the time ?". Because it doesn't happen to everyone...
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Haha, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
I see you've run out of facts and fallen back on an advanced literary technique known as "making things up".
Keep going, that's £30 I'm on now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
Girlfriend not here, cause you ain't got one ennit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
Thanks mate, you just earned me £10.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
He's the man at the party who tries to start conversations, trying to
sound sober, and ends up with everyone calling him a twat when they've finally got rid of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
Piston?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
Piston?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
*gays*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
KEEP IT OFF THE BOARD, VODKACOKE.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
HAI, WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?
I HAVE A METH HEAD, I'M WELL SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
LET ME JUST CHECK THE CONTENTS.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
He probably talks about philosophy a lot :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
Is there enough time for philosophy AND himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
Oh no
You're one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHICH CLIQUES I'M MEANT TO BE IN.
I'VE LOST TRACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
your posts so far suggest otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
you should read his profile qotw stuff.
it's staggeringly inept.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
whereas you of course
are an Emeritus Professor...
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i never claimed to be anything other than a worthless useless sack of shit.
you, however, have misguided aspirations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
no, not aspirations
I *know* I'm a moment in time, an irrelevance in the great scheme of things.
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so why do you have to keep fucking children :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
It's cause you're a fucking cunt though ennit.
You fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
STOP BULLYING HIM SSG
HE COULD WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR WRITING THINGS ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
I BET YOU PRONOUNCE THAT NOBLE LIKE MOST IDIOTS UNLIKE ME WHO IS A CLEVER PERSON NOT AN IDIOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO PRONOUNCES SOMETHING A WAY I SAY THEY DO

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
I'M THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO PRONOUNCES TARAMASALATA CORRECTLY
I FEEL SO ALONE IN THIS WORLD :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

SSG IRL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
haha, YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
Who's this cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
He was Mordred, but I'm not sure who he is now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
I'm not sure who he is, but I've a fair idea what he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
If you don't know who I am
then surely it's a bit "previous" to suggest I'm a cunt. I might be a prick for all you know - and then wouldn't you feel stupid for getting your sexual swearwords misaligned, gender-speaking...
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Oh god, it's like Robin Johnson before he grew up
all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
you're definitely a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
Aye, he's a cunt, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
Are you American?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
probably French

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
So then,
How do you think this thread is going so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
i heard he once punched a swan in the throat :(
just to prove he wasn't gay like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
well, it's a distraction
which is all I was after. And I'm sure it's fun for all of you, flaming me rather than each other - it's great when a new kid comes into the classroom and you can attack them rather than yourselves, isn't it ?
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i once did your mum in her anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
I AM ABOVE ALL OF THIS.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
It mainly depends on whether the new kid is a complete bell-end or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
But on the internet, it's invariably someone else's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
JMG's usally.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
See mate
I'm assuming you're not English, because 'cunt' in England is normally (but not always) used to describe a male. And this being a board full of mainly British people, found by British people, then you're in no position to tell US we've mixed our words up.

EDIT: Your profile makes you appear British, so you're obviously just one very confused person./
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
please don't get involved thicky.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
Oh just shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
poor thicky thickins :(
it's okay though, in today's society, people with your intelligence are well looked after.
you can almost live a normal life!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
What a fucking cunt.
Your fucking cunting protestations over being a fucking cunt merely serve to prove you're more a fucking cunt than I originally first thought, you fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
A character in Asterix.
Edit: a soothsayer, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)