Calm down.
Calm down.

What's Pootle anyhow?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

He's a cunt.

( Druid, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Pootle or Shambolic?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Oh both, I don't know.

( Druid, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Pootle is scaraly close to my surname
YOU DONT KNOW ME i hope
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

HERE'S LOGIC FOLKS.
LAP IT UP BEFORE HE FUCKS OFF.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

are you a poodle?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

Are you talking about that ex-b3tan guy?
He gets VERY ANGRY at me =(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

ocht, he's fluffy

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)

Your choice of friends and enemies is almost as incomprehensible as your spelling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

eyoh chap
has the amy landed in castle 90n2 yet?
( spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)

That's his default setting though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

You don't know Pootle?
For shame!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

I have a truly hopeless memory.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

The most adorable creature ever invented

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

Awwww shucks.
Pootle's not bad either.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

A Pootle made out of marshmallow
would probably cause the world to explode from adorable overload. Careful now.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

I just assumed you meant the old b3tan or 4rthurian pootle
I don't even know them
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)

4rthur Pootle was made of steel wool and thistles and glory.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

all I can really remember of him
is sitting on a fire escape at a bash somewhere... possibly the second b3ta bash, possibly an 4rthurian bash (I suspect b3ta though, because I think I only went to one 4rthur bash and I was heavily pregnant at the time. Jiva made a "Jadeviper - totally fucked up" sign for my bump)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

not
this Pootle then?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

I met Pootle at Wicca's
He drank gin, was incomprehensible and then fell over. I can sympathise.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

I think , in one glorious sentence you have summed up the essence of the man.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

sounds like Wolfie at one of the Oxford bashes
except, amazingly, he never fell over
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

*looks at you with one eye, looks for you with the other*
You.
You.
...
You....WANT ME.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

*gets hypnotised by the swaying pint*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

he's the greatest man i know.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'd marry him tomorrow if he'd let me.
/Wicca'd
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

i'm pretty sure that if he's going to marry anyone off the internet,
it will be me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)