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KRYPTON FACTOR
AWESOME
I remember watching that as a child (was probably repeats) why was everyone so ugly back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
WE DIDN'T HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY BACK THEN, THAT'S WHY
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
Well we did,
but it was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
It was also only for people who really needed it
not just ones who thought a bigger pair would make their lives better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
Here, maybe.
You could have always just gone to the states, where they'll do just about anything if you're prepared to pay for it.

It disturbs me that there are now adverts for cosmetic surgery out in public, particularly in bus shelters, of all places. It's the new rich chav must have.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
It's also seen as acceptable for young people
who may not have finished growing yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
But surely by waiting
there is a chance they grow up to ugly?

But seriously, I thought there had been a ruling recently about those adverts?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
I don't know,
but I noticed one in a taxi only a couple of weeks ago.
Maybe the ruling didn't ban all adverts for cosmetic surgery clinics outright.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
I like how they make adverts look so much like articals, that they need to write a note saying it's an advert.
It's CUNNING.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
cunning
like a linguist
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Like the 118 adverts that look like a comic.
Or the adverts for sweets in the Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
They didn't screen people for attractiveness before they went on the telly,
unlike now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
someone sounds bitter and ugly!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
Not really,
having to go on the telly is like my worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
Me too, I hate being noticed.
CHB loves it, he'll go on anything with lights and cameras and he's very good at it too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
I refused to get in the local newspaper
after I got my A-level results. The guy who phoned me up seemed a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
I think that people who work in the media
are so used to being bombarded by people wanting publicity they just can't understand the opposite point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
but then again
you are hideously deformed and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
You should read some of those adverts on the tube.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
I hope your computer never needs fixing again.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
You have a duty of care to Hercules
He misses his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

ou should read some of those adverts on the tube. m
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
real life lol

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
Word

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
ive always wanted to do the news, but just be my annoying self
spin round in the chair, be rude and all that
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
What does 'ugly' sound like?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
haha
A bit like "mnnnnnnnngngngnnngggg", I guess. A sort of munting call.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
That's a bit philosophical.
I guess everyone has their own idea of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
I guess they get to choose?
You're beautiful. No, I've not seen you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
One of your posts read aloud.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
U. G. L. Y
you aint got no alibi
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
I'm actually fuck-all good-looking.
but you've not seen me, so who gives a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
Way to miss the point, Dingus. He wasn't accusing you of being Ugly.
It's some lyrics from a song, Mr. Defensive.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
We've seen your penis

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
well, at least I think it was your penis
the resolution of the image was quite low.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
now that I think about it, it could have been a jpg artifact.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
*points at the nerd*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
fuck all good looking?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Also, they were clever people
who are traditionally less conventionally attractive. All the pretty ones were out enjoying themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
That too.
Do you remember Junior Krypton Factor? (or whatever they called the kids' version) Argh... cue my Nanna continuously asking me "why aren't you clever, like them?"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
I saw an old episode of Krypton Factor last week
people in their 20s looked like 45 year old tax inspectors
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)