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That episode of J Creek was filmed in my brother's house. I think the 2 pints girl gets murdered in it, I know she was running about screaming covered in blood anyway. If you look closely you'll be able to see me in the loft hatch. 100% TRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
The one where the dead guy floats up the stairs was filmed in my Ftrizl-box

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
I'm looking forward to seeing the episode
It took them 2 days filming and for I think a 3 minute scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
That's not bad for a 3 mins scene.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Sheridan Smith was sitting under a tent drinking tea
My brother has a mini crush on her and wanted me to go and get her autograpgh. I said fuck off and were looked on from a far.

His landlord made a nice bit of dosh for it and got new carpets because they had to ruin some with blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
fine, ditch us for your celebrity mates.
Be that way.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
I wasn't allowed on set :(
I sat in music shed drinking tea and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
She'd have probably shagged him.
She's filthy. I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
NOW YOU TELL ME
Bah. She didn't look too happy, was filmed at the end of September when it was cold and rainy...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
Also the fat guy from Gavin & Stacy was outside my office smoking on Monday filming at Molionare

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
I love him.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
He had a lovely neck beard
I had mittens on. I think he won the blokey man man game.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
Someone once said I look like her.
I think she had something wrong with her eyes. See also the person who said I look like Drew Barrymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
*curls up laughing under desk*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
I know.
Velma it is. And that's all. Or maybe Olive from On The Buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
*gasps for breath*
Drew baryy..pffft
*collapses again*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
Yes.
I know. It's hilarious when a troll such as myself has been compared to such a beauty. Great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
sorry, I'm sorry
I'm done, I'm done.
*coughs*
*uncontrolable giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
No.
It's fine. Carry on. It's not as though I have feelings anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
You're right
I'm sorry
*smirks*
*smiles*
*giggles*
*titters like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
Fuck sake Peter Parker
No need to blat your web all over the place. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
You're much prettier than Drew Barrymore

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
Except in ET
FIT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
Now there's no need for piss taking

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
I was just setting myself up for a pædo joke.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
Well I'm glad it's not just me.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
I've got a Lu care-package for you still.
I'll get it in the post so you can have a lovely smelling christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
Get you, hob-nobbing with the stars
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
ELLO!
I was wondering where you were! Wish me luck, I'm going in a bit to win lots of monies.

I hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
I am crossing all my fingers and toes!
I have been to the wilds of Hemel Hempstead this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
my condolences

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
I went on a roundabout that went both ways.
BOTH WAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
like a bi-sexual

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
GAH! you poor thing!
I'm off now ciao ciao!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
WIN THAT MONEY DG!
x
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
I's pronounced
'emel 'empsted
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
Take it to qotw
you massive liar.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
Hey
There's no call for, oh sod it, you're right.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Why the fuck would I lie about something so crap lol :)
EDIT: also you look 30ish
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
I'll have you know I was ID buying fags yesterday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
That's because they needed your name because you might be buying them for your grandkids
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
I'm almost 30.
There's nothing wrong with looking 30ish
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
Unless you're a particularly ugly
30 year old of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
Like I said.
I'm not 30 yet. Time will tell if I make an ugly 30 year old. Probability is very high indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
LIES!
You're LOVELY!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
Looking your age is fine. he's same age as me and looks 40ish, maybe 50ish now :P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
There is when I'm the same age as donkey gums
He's just jealous because I know how to iron a shirt or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
You're 80 YEARS OLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
Get a haircut hippy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT THE LOCKS OF SAMSON

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)