this sort of crap
is why i only come to /talk looking for a fight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:02, archived)

i thought it was because you are an internet nobody
with the charm and personality of a road accident who is about as welcome as childhood leukemia.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)

well,
that also
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:04, archived)

You're brilliant.
Good thing your funniness makes up for you being rubbish in bed.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)

He may need some aloe for that burn.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:08, archived)

This shit's going to come to a head much like the vodkacoke debacle.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)

you ever compare TFD to that dull cunt again and ill pull a brayndedd on you
cunt
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:11, archived)

As long as you don't expect me to be the almost equally boring SS

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)

nah
you are not thick enough to sleep with sexface..

oh..

wait..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)

He raped me.
Oh no wait... only joking.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)

*Click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)

yeah sorry
i have trouble finding a long enough plank to tie across my back to avoid being sucked in. but its cool. they are cutting down a sequioa for me next week. the timber off that should be long enough...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)

This is all relative though.
If your needle cock wasn't the size of a polly pocket you might actually touch the sides.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)

yours is the only cunt i have ever seen
that had a diamond junction on the outside of it
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)

I can't help it if the queues of traffic for all those who would love to have me need proper infrastructure.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)

you could at least take the dead ones out first
:D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)

a fight, on the internet?
Oh dear.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:04, archived)

not a real fight, obviously
i'm shit at them
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)

The only thing you could beat off is your own cock
and then only if you manage to pinch up an erection from your defective, diminutive member.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)

That, along with your tiny sexual organs,
your laughable sexual prowess, your inability to form lasting relationships with other people, your shockingly hideous form, your unbearable stench, your complete lack of a sense of humour, your malformed sense of social interaction, and the fact that no-one ever has, or indeed could, love you, since you are in fact such a pathetic lump of human flotsam.

THAT's why you come to an internet forum to look for a fight. That you won't even win. And that no-one else cares about.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)

*clicks furiously*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)

i didn't know we'd already met

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)

Wow you're a really great and witty sparring partner.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)

i fucking love you arrdy

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)