fifth element
and space jam
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

i love the fifth element.
the baddy is so funny.
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

The more I see that film, the more I realise how brilliant it is.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

it is one of my favourite top films

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

bloody kids

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm 21
just never got taken to the cinema BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LOVE ME ENOUGH
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

STRAIGHT TO VHS FOR YOU ONLY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

FITH ELEMENT!?!?!
That only came out in '97.. are you a ridiculously young'un or have you been locked in a cupboard all your life?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

makes you feel old doesnt it.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'm only 26 :(

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

there there
/pats back

that is how it starts
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I was trying to chat up one of the barmaids in le' pub the other night.
She called me a dirty old beggar. OLD.. FUCKING OLD?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I think there should be a badge or something for those of us `of a certain age`

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

HAHA OLD CUNT

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I later found out she was in PRIMARY school
for a good number of years after I had left SECONDARY school.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

My other half's 22 years older than me.
How do you think he feels?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

with his wrinkly hands

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's like a finger foreskin

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and his tongue

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's true. She does have a very lickable forehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

You say the sweetest things sometimes

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'M COMING FOR YOUR FORELOCK!
*lappy tongue face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I LIKE IT BETTER WITH POLICE DOG
He cares.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

You bloody would
fucking favouritism right there that is.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's the wet nose that does it.
That and the big waggy tail.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Madam Marlboro thought he was into scat
bur he just has bad bowels and is incontinent
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Works for me.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

PISS PARTY!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It helps we've already got rubber sheets

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

That his basement needs a good clean out.
/fritzl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Fucking lucky
I'd imagine.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha!
I imagine he'd feel a whole lot luckier if she wasn't such a sarky little cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6024987
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Sarky little cow.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

*peeks*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

i didn't see all that many films.
the first one i saw in a cinema without my parents was titanic. and it was shit :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I went to see titanic on a date, only it was sold out, so we went to see Regeneration instead.
This did not result in nookie.

The End

/T Moose Age 30 1/2
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

i watched titanic and WORST OF ALL i was then duty bound to go with my best friend cos she hadn't seen it so i had to watch it TWICE.

( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Mind you
that'll fucking teach you to go and watch Titanic. That's some suspension of standards and taste just for the possibility of fingers & tops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

see above

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

You fucking liar
you're not that young.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

I bet her parents didn't have a TV and they thought Films rotted their minds.
I bet they spent all weekend playing scrabble.

She seems the type.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Chess actually.
They took me to see Macbeth when I was 5.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

ha ha,
I don't even think you're joking.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I'm really not.
I'm living out my lost petulant childhood on the internet.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

*smug that my predictions about your childhood were correct*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

You try being an only child to aspiring middle class parents
I still can't go near an antique shop without getting a massive sulk on
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

It's no wonder even the lesbians hate you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

They love me.
Especially the bull dykes.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

I bet they do
they probably imagine getting a whole arm up you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

I went to torture garden
There were two women in a cage. One was fist fucking the other.

Strangely hypnotic stuff.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I can imagine
you should have asked if she'd lost her keys.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

It didn't feel right to engage them in conversation really.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Well I'm pretty sure
sign language wouldn't have worked either
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Fuck I've just realised it's you.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

REALLY?
...and what's wrong with that?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Nothing.
Nothing at all.
I'm just a bit slow.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Ah, ok
I decided to take my surname out of my username, people were starting to find out where I live and sending me gifts.

I got a poo toblerone and seventeen toenail clippings.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Best. Christmas. EVER.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

My nan wasn't appreciative
but she was impressed that I was able to make toenail gravy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Mmmmmm... nicely done

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

I really want to go to Torture Garden
I can only imagine how out of place I would look.
( WormuIus, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

SPACE JAM
What a shite film that was.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

space
Pearl
Got their reissue of "ten" today. I love it.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)