That sounds like far too much work.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

This

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Christ, what a lazy pair yous are.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

It's Saturday night and I'm on the internet
Go figure.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

BOOZE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fuck off
Why do you want me drunken? :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Because i want you to FAIL
*cackles*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

I can't believe nobody did this...
to FAIL
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I considered it, but I couldn't stomach that mental image.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's a good job Aberdeen was built on granite...

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

It's saturday night.
I've had a bottle of wine and now a moscow mule.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yes, but I am not drinking
I have given up until at least 2 weeks time.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I am drinking
and eating cashew nuts
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Awesome
I had banana chips but I ate them all.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I am also drinking and eating Neal's Yard Japanese rice cracker things.
Note: Product of China
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

pfft

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Nah.
Cr3'd write script to do it and put your rating next to your name.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Have you raised this with him?
I'd still like a list of who's ignoring you, like who you're ignoring.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

i'm kind of glad i don't have that
if i found out who was ignoring me, i know that next time i got crazy drunk i'd start gazzing them demanding an explanation in passive-aggressive tones
( spacefish bong!, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

I wouldn't do that, though I guess there might be those that do.
Anyway, who would ignore you, you're ace, on the internet and in real life.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

aww cheers :)
still ignorance is bliss and all that, and i'm pretty ignorant
( spacefish bong!, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Really, if that's the case.
I'm very dumb.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

glad to hear it!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

seems like Cr3 does a lot around here
does anyone ever say thank you to him?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Spangolin does

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

In a sexy way?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I would expect so

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

She does it for all of us.
By proxy if you like. I think he prefers it that way.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

I didn't know they had a thing going on
how exciting!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Didn't you know?
b3ta's just one big dating agency.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

I knew that but I didn't know specifically about Spangles and Cr3
it makes me feel VERY happy. Two of my favourite internet peoples are making happy-happy.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Everyone's at it these days.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

As Fluzzy said...
www.b3ta.com/talk/6134914
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

cr3 toyed with this for a while...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32417/1208862917/dev.jpg
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I would imagine that could get complicated quickly!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

now he's just toying with Spangolin instead

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Tee hee! That cheeky cr3 scamp!!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

I wouldn't feature on that.
I'm a b3ta nobody :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

stop fishing for compliments

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

oh!
I've never seen you being mean.

I like it.
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

does it make you feel warm and fuzzy?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I feel warm, but I've never felt Fluzzy

EDIT - oh sorry, you said fuzzy. Carry on...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I hugged Fluzzy
she's slim and sexy!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

I've not met Fluzzy

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

You should

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I want to.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

It does
*claps excitedly*
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

You spaz


how's that?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

:oD

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I gave him a bear like hug the oter week.
I was mister hugs last week.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Where was mine then?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Were you there?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

No, but that's not the point

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Well how a I supposed to be two places at once.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

By being awesome

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Well I am awesome.
That's true.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

I have.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

oh right, FINE then, I won't do it
you cretin

GOD I hate you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

no wait, I just might do it
I reckon it should be a double blind test, you get shown a series of randomly-chosen posts from the last month and rate it for sexiness, interestingness and not-about-foodness then the database pixies tell us how shit everyone is

that'd work, I could do that DEAD EASY
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

If you did, I would thank you

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

if I did, it would be several days' work and people would get bored of it very quickly

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Aw, please?
*bats eyelids*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

I'll think about it
I'm currently developing New Webshite which will be shitter than the last one by FAR
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

YAY.
Has KineticNorth gone tits up for good, yeah?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I'm currently in intense negotiations for its safe return
although I may use another domain name, the last one attracted a bit too much attention
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

She might thank you properly next time she's over...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

He's a bit too crazy for me

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

but I'm hung like an aubergine and I fuck like an arab stallion

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

You scare me

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I bet you like a bit of crazy really
I bet you put the washing machine on fast spin and pretend you're the filling in a Gilgy/balders sandwich
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Neither of you have proper manly facial hair

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

You balance on top of the washing machine, straddling a Vileda Supermop between your legs
rubbing its bristles into your face and orgasming off the stench of bleach and old dust.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:47, archived)