They've started selling Bulmer's Pear Cider.
You've been a bad influence on this country, young saxon.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Bulmer's Pear Cider is not like any other pear cider.
It's more like acid piss that someone threw some pear drops into.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Wow, a Pear Cider Snob.
That's like someone who gets picky about precisely which public toilet they go cotttaging in.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

WHY DRINK SOMETHING THAT ISN'T NICE?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

YOU TELL ME!
THEY WERE SERVING STOUT AND YOU WENT AND HAD A KOPPERBERG.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

STOUT TASTES LIKE STALE BISCUITS.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

FUCK OFF CROMWELL

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Cromwell had been dead a hundred years before we gave you stout
you daft oirish nonce.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Where's me recognised code word?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

I think it's "to be sure" or "so it is".
"There's a bomb in the hotel lobby, to be sure. It's going to go off at four o'clock, so it is."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Weston's do a nice perry
Trust me, I'm qualified to judge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Weston's make many lovely things

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Hell yeah.
Old Rosie is big news down this way.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Esme was supping that in Cov
And it showed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I'm not surprised
it's fucking lethal.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm a big fan of Thatcher's Katy
But I reckon Weston's Organic just tips it in my favourite cider pole.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

You should try Black Rat
the only pub that sells it, refuses to sell it in any measure larger than a half pint.
Dangerous thing, apple juice.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Aye, they had something like that at my local.
I don't sup stuff that strong when out. It makes for a short a troublesome evening.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

This seems eminently sensible.
How might I go about getting a railway job?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Ask a railway company if they have any.
You could poke around the ATOC website for a list of companies and contacts. Or have a look at this www.rail.co.uk/ukrail/railcomp/towelcm.htm
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ta very much
I shall give it a go.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Wave your knickerbockers at the oncoming express train to warn it away from the landslide.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

You can get Black Rat by the pint in The White Bear and The Highbury Vaults on St. Michael's Hill.
The most lethal I've come upon is Exhibition served by the half pint in The Coronation Tap in Clifton.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

That's legendary
but we try to keep it secret.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

old rosie
thatchers katy...black rat

are these just code words for vagina?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

If you are twelve, perhaps.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Dear sweet shitting christ they do.
I fucking LOVE the stuff. LOVE IT.

God I want a pint now.

/Wicca
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

'lo wicca'd
y'aright?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Really?
I had a bottle of perry from them and it reminded me of the chemical cider that comes in 3 litre bottles.
I'm generally not much of a fan of the stuff anyway though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

They are damn good at making cider
if you don't like cider, this is unlikely to be of interest.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I quite like some Perry, if the weather's nice and I'm in the sun.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 10 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

But down there *points*
Bulmers = Magners

so it's nice.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

It's fucking not.
Regular Bulmers is OK. Not the best, but certainly not the worst. Pear Bulmers is a bit like being given a golden shower by a tramp that only drinks Pear Bulmers.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Regular bulmers in the UK tastes of stale tramp piss
Bulmers in Ireland is nice, as it is the Magners of the UK
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

ALL CIDER IS TERRIBLE! GOODNIGHT!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

You, sir, are misinformed
or just plain mental.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's WRONG and tastes of rotten apples and piss.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

shouldn't you be down the park drinking a 3 litre bottle of White Lightning?
teenagers these days!
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

ah...
"Bulmers Ltd of Clonmel, Ireland is not connected with HP Bulmers Ltd of Hereford, UK. Bulmers Original Vintage Cider produced by Bulmers Ltd of Clonmel, Ireland is sold outside the Republic of Ireland under the name Magners Original Irish Cider."


or something like that
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

yup
It's silly but true. It's been quite a while since I last got a dirty look from a barman in Dublin for absent-mindingly ordering Magners
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

they sell both up here
very confusing.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's not really - don't order Bulmers
I find that's got me through my years of drinking just fine.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's all to do with trademarks
and involves legal action.
I'm just sticking to drinking beer.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

It would be easier if Bulmers of Hereford accepted they made shit cider and stopped
and Bulmers of Ireland admitted it's a silly name and changed it to Magners.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Or if you people developed a proper taste in drink.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I like a pint of Guinness as much as the next half-hearted Irish man
but I don't find it has the same refreshing effects of other drinks
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm in complete agreement with this remark.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm friends with the heiress to the Hereford Bulmers.
FACT.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Embrace the Pear
/advertising drone
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 12:03, archived)