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Even more dull than the usual driving round in a circle a hundred times
trying not to overtake anyone?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Any sport can be made to sound dull if you actually describe it.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Paintball sky diving....
Yeah', anyone can hang in the air from some wires while shooting paint at eachother.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
That's not a sport.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
It might be.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
well you'd best phone up the director of the paintball skydiving sony ericsonn league and tell him

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
He doesn't exist.
So no.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
oh I fucked that up

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I'm tempted to click on it
out of sympathy
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
You could also make any sport sound much better by adding unnecessary adjectives.
Super Awesomely Fast Automobile Racing Contest!

Now with added VRROOOMMM!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Superlative.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Superlativist.

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Ostentatious Foxy Boxing?

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
except dinosaur hurling

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
no...
not snooker.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
INTERNET PERSON IN NOT ENJOYING SPORT SHOCKER!
full story and analysis pages 3 to 15

plus free cream cake for every reader!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
squirty cream or whipped cream?

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
It's nothing to do with it being a sport,
it's to do with it being very dull indeed.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
I can imagine it being dull watching it at the race track.
Watching only one section of the track, and being unable to distinguish one driver from the next.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Yeah,
I've wondered that before. You'd hardly see anything.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)