Any sport can be made to sound dull if you actually describe it.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Paintball sky diving....
Yeah', anyone can hang in the air from some wires while shooting paint at eachother.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

That's not a sport.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

It might be.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

well you'd best phone up the director of the paintball skydiving sony ericsonn league and tell him

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

He doesn't exist.
So no.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

oh I fucked that up

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I'm tempted to click on it
out of sympathy
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

You could also make any sport sound much better by adding unnecessary adjectives.
Super Awesomely Fast Automobile Racing Contest!

Now with added VRROOOMMM!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Superlative.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Superlativist.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Ostentatious Foxy Boxing?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

except dinosaur hurling

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

no...
not snooker.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:58, archived)