Piston?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

In lieu of this, I'd like to retract my previous statement

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Poor Piston:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

A couple hours after his debut stand-up performance?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm really looking forward to meeting him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Thing is, I mock Piston the way I mock everyone on here
I quite like him. In a way.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Do you mock me?
Because if you don't *shakes fist*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

Lots of people are fucking nasty to me, and I'm a nice person
I'm hoping he is that way round also.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

To be fair, I haven't seen anyone be nasty to you on here.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

You've missed it then
I haven't been active on here that long and I've seen some of the shit she gets.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Like?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Drop it.
my point was, I hope he just gets ribbed a lot and he's nice, and not deserving, but I won't know that till I see for myself.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

It's your own fault, I mean it's just a 127min film
and sam neil is pretty cool
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

And what a soundtrack

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I'm going to poo on a copy and send it to you.
Not a nice poo, either.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

he actually makes bashes
if only for the `fucking hell` factor.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

He's harmless. But doesn't know how to just chillout and not hit on every underage girl or be aggressive to every other guy.
He'd be fine if he just learnt to be cool, be himself and chill.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

He's not a bad chap, just a little bit socially retarded.
I can emphasise with that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

your not retarded
just a shorter version of magnum pi.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Gonz is an online retard sometimes (which makes him epic) but in reallife he's a diamond.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'm looking forward to meeting Gonz, he's a really lovely chap on here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

He's top banana :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I only chatted to him very briefly, but he seems like a nice bloke.
You, on the other hand...
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I never touched your other hand!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Gonz is one of the best b3tans
I would put my winky in him if he were more ladylike
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I'm going to cuddle his lovely head.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

It's all jewy and smells of sultanas

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Jewy heads are the best.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

I have met Gonz on a couple of occasions
He's a lovely chap.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Reply to this and all the above.
Aww, chucks, *blushes*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

I would love to see his stand up routine
as the last comedian to die as badly as that whilst on stage would be Tommy Cooper.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

Do you ever wonder if people are as nice about you when you're not around?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

nah
I have a life.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Must be nice :(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

overrated really
always end up wanting to live someone elses.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

You can live mine if you want
lots of bacon sandwiches and star trek.

Yes it IS awesome. Shut up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

more star trek
/looks at video/dvd collection
/looks at star trek books on wall
/looks at signed poster of Garak from ds9 on wall

tis a living hell.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I have lots of star trek
Maybe I should introduce some bacon sandwiches but I'm not sure about the appropriate bacon sandwich:star trek mixing ratios and I don't want to cause a reactor breach.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Just stick a cornish pasty to your head.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Will it get me teh ladiez?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

well, they are internally ladies
but externally...fucking awful.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Excuse me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

all the ones I have met
had have `issues`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:38, archived)