I was about to post a new thread about the google streetview car
Just had it go past, tried to get naked but it was too quick :(

EDIT: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm ohh nnooeesss but that's ruined the new Rock Profile that has come out today.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I'm on google street view, looking stern in camo shorts, walking to work.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

link it bitch

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

yes daddy
www.b3ta.com/talk/6014470
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I actually think Peter Andre is a nice bloke. She's a ball busting, spoilt nightmare, with issues.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

I can picture her now
forcing Peter to shag her so she can hatch more MONSTERS.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

if it wasn't for him I'd have to sing something equally shit when I'm scared whilst climbing
"WHOA MYSTERIOUS GOAT, I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU"
these are my lyrics
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

I always sing that stupid Boney M song from Touching the Void.

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

haha
I've found myself singing c'est la vie up a particularly blank slab above pretty dreadful pro.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Urgh - I just reminded myself of that feeling when you start a move and your foot doesn't quite go where it was supposed to and for a moment you think you might not make it :(((

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

at that point my mind starts spitting out this mantra:
"DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL"

usually followed by this mantra:
"WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

this is 95% the time followed by:
"THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

stairs must be a fucking nightmare for you two...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

nah, we're talking blank slabs Dongle Kums
try climbing something which is literally an incredibly steep ramp with a slight undulation occasionally placed.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

If it were me
I would sit on a skateboard attached to a long bit of rope, tie the rope to you and then wait.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Wheelchair Ramp at the library then.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

pretty much yeah :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

*tickles*
;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

*ARMFLAIL*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Welcome to my life :D

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

He ws lovely, if a little mad, on cribs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

indeed. He seems like a quite funny and genuine guy,
She always busts his balls on the Jordan & Peter programme for no reason.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I've never seen it. Poor Peter Andre.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I never thought I'd be agreeing with that...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

You should always agree with me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

yes ma'am!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)