SICKRIK FACTS NUMBER 1:DID you know
that ha practice of frezing a poo in a condom then using the frozen turd as a makeshift dildo is called a LUMLEY

because apparently it was Ms Lumley who was into said practice in the 70s and practically invented it

MORE INTERESTING FACTS PLZ
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Another interestring SickRikism.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

I can't keep up with this

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

6 Friends who live near eachother in new york; what's the name of their regualar hang out?
worth 10 points.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

The internet.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

COUPLING

(__, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

The welsh man was nice.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

He was a fool for leaving

(__, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

All of the women gave me knuckle itch.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

is that something you get from pubic hair chaffing
whilst vigorously flicking the bean?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

No, it means I want to hit them.
Give me some credit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

interesting
I'd quite like them to hit me
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I'll try and hit them at you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

This would make an interesting Japanese gameshow

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

As long as I get to hit them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

leaving your loving no more.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

Joey's Place.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Dante's Peak.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Central Perk

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

OH QUIET DOWN EVERYONE
THE THROAT-CLEARING AUTHORITY FIGURE IS HERE.

BEST GET ON WITH OUR HOMEWORK
(__, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

- 10 points for getting the right awnser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Monica's Clunge

( SuperMatt, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

AA

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

the world trade centre

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

JIHAD!!!!!!!

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Batman

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Chandler's Anal Beads And Apple Seeds Emporium

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Mates?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

pals?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Chums?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Eminemmerdale

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Tom Maloneys Dog Shop

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Dorsia.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

You can fit more than 9 peanuts in a cows stomach.. also
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Scirikk is an oargne cnut

(__, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I aerge

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

And yet we still can't understand Gonzo's typing.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Geenatruard?

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I put that in an anagram finder and even that didn't know what you meant.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Maybe I spelt it wrong let me try again.
Geenatruad?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

BECAUSE YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU FUCKING MUPPET.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

It was a typing error rather than a spelling error

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Sorry.
Although, if you type something wrong the net result is that it's spelt wrong.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Grnueataed!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

Chprtchsae

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

azimnag

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I got it from this one.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

Yup, I can read that just as fast as if I'm reading normaly written words.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Tihs is urtune
besacue yuor mnid lokos for gurpos of leretts, and olny rosters to amragans wehn it cna't fnid tehm.

Pivotise.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

Gerard Depardieu is French for 'Oh My God!'

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Apparantly, for most men, if you flick the back of your ballbag hard enough
you'll make yourself sneeze.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

it has to be more of a punch I was told

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

either or

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I heard you had to have a two-hoofed kick from a horse
for it to work.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

This hayfever stuff isnt going to work then

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)