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Never met the chap (PB)
Seems like a nice bloke, much maligned. I always favour the underdog. Not a fan of pack mentality.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
No
My point being he's doing stand up soon. This is a marker of quality.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
I seem to remember he managed to start an argument with me at my bash within ten minutes of meeting me after i bought him a pint.
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
Haha, fucking hell.
He is Captain Socially Retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
And then stickylabel was kicked out for starting fires
Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
Oh I've heard about that.
Did he set beer mats on fire or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
Yeah something like that
I was away at the bar at the time, it was slightly embarressing as i was on friendly terms with the staff there
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
Argh, that's shit.
Have you been back since?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
I actually had to leave Oxford and move to Aberdeen
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
Good lord!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
you had a bash without me? :((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
You were there you muppet!
Or was that the one before?

I forget:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
Is he a bellend too?
Let's get all the character assassinations out of the way.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
Based on the ten minutes I spent in his company three years ago,
he mainly came across as odd and a bit shifty.

Apparently, on arriving he sat in silence for about half an hour, then used the classic opening gambit: "Are you one of the cunts?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
At least he knows how to get on peoples good sides.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
Quality

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
I didn't help by calling him boring at the HB piss up I went to
He gave me a dig in the belly. Either that or a small girl breathed on my midriff as she floated silently past.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
Now is that because he is weak and weedy,
or your belly is so big that you couldn't feel him punch you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
I'm quite svelt I'll have you know

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
You are, and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
My ale gut is all but gone
Lost ten pounds over recent month
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
Ghey

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
Jayis.
Noit has got quare skinny, aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
i thought that
then i met him.. it was only CHB's lacking of a rope that stopped my tying him to a lamppost down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
We saw a rope attached to a car towbar the next morning
alas, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
Everyone thinks that until they meet him.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
I had to spend an hour and a half on a train with him once.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
Oh fucking hell :(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
He's the only person ever to have taken a personality test
and failed it.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
Let's have a bash at an airport,
that results in him on a plane without his wallet or phone. Or his passport if we can somehow manage that.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
He is fundamentally a good lad.
The problem is, if experienced in anything more than very small doses, he is unbelievably annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
^This.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
Correct

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:00, archived)