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the methods of "putting peanuts in"
I despair. My muesli says "may contain nuts" on it.... I mean, forget people being so retarded that they need to warn you that nutty muesli has nuts in, why the guarded warning? Surely, it DOES have fucking nuts in it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
It's like when you buy kids clothes
and the label inside says "Keep away from fire" Really ? There was me thinking if I put a pair of Dora the Explorer pyjamas on my kids they would be able to walk accross the surface of the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
It says that inside my shoes.
"not flameproof equipped"

Really? you fucking surprise me. I always fireproof stuff using Puma trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
The thing that really gives me the fucking rage is these film description things
"Finding Nemo - Contains mild peril and language"

FUCK OFF YOU AMERICAN CUNTS, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE, JUST DIE, ALL 200 FUCKING MILLION OF YOU. DIE NOW. I'M FUCKING WAITING !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
I think "mild peril" is a brilliant phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
It is
but it should refer to the journey of a rich tea biscuit, dunked for slightly too long, from drink to mouth. NOT TO A CUNTING FILM YOU SACKS OF PEDANTIC, RIGHT WING, FUNDAMENTAL YANK CAAAAAAAAANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
I love you two, you pair of curmudgeonly old fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
I like the Schroedinger like uncertainty it brings to everything
This sandwich may or may not contain nuts, until I open the wrapper and collapse the quantum field. At the moment it both does and does not contain nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
haha I'm going to view the labels like this now

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:38, archived)