the what?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

(use arrow keys)
up up down down left right left right b a enter
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

No need for enter

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

( well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

she's been banned from google

( well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

I don't do any of this World of Witchcraft type of thing.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

It's nothing to do with that.
WoW is one of the shittest things people have decided to use computers for.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

well it looks like some sort of poke

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

poke?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

poke.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Yeah, that's the point where you're supposed to tell me what a poke is (or what you meant by a poke, I'm aware of some definitions)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Good parry.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Christ, I just realised I'm an old
I knew exactly what a poke was.
And the Spectrum's about the only computer I've ever written a program for.
I'll apply for my pipe and slippers directly.

*mutters about kids today*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

No.
The konami code is one of the most famous video game related things ever.

What the fuck is a poke?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6151934
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Yeah, I can look several lines down ta.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Good for you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

i remember it from the old c64 days
pokes and peeks. they were like cheatcodes and the like

before your time whippersnapper
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

I seem to remember
it being the only way to make Manic Miner playable.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I don't hang out at the arcades, sorry,
no offence. Bonzer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

Neither did I.
and you're not cool enough to copy mongychops.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

If you're too young to have cracked one out over Violet Berlin
you just wouldn't understand
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Jesus Christ
who the hell would ever do that?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Ah, you're more of a Patrick Moore admirer.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I would definitely play a xylophone duet with him,
if you know what I'm saying.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I find this disturbating
because she had cracking norks
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

What really?
I just remember her looking a bit dykey.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Really? I've never heard of it before in my twenty seven years or so of computer gaming.
DAMN IT. I'M NOT IN THE EXCLUSIVE KONAMI CODE CLUB.

Oh no, hang on.. thats a good thing.
( FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Yeah,
but you are a nonce, so ner.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Am I?
Oh.
( FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

ha ha! old skool!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I didn't know that button sequence had a name.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

up down left right A and start

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

That's the censored version

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:11, archived)