marital status?
GO!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Engaged

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

SNAP!
I win.
( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

How do you win?
Surely we're both winners here...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I said snap first!

( Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Married to Jesus.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

What is he like in bed?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

You know women have three holes you can stick your willy in?
Well... due to the crucifixion...
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

WOW.
He has five additional holes.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Woo for stigmata sex!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

*clicks*

( MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

randy

( MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

SINGLE!
DATE ME!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

SINGLE!
*Shuffles closer*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

*fwap*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

WHY WOULD YOU CARE?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

staunchly against

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Abstinent eh?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

no, just someone who believes in strong happy healthy relationships
rather than two people living together because of a business contract.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Geez, whatever!
Marriage sucks an' all that, I get it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Load your own profile
stare at it, hard, for at least a minute.
Then really think hard before making disparaging comments to anyone else ever again.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Marry me!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

i'm not sure my current status is of any interest to forum users who don't know it already, no offence
great stuff
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

great forum

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

hello friend, great to see you, or not, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

You're single.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Single for the first time in three and a half years
Bloody loving it too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Will fuck for food.

( Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm always ready for combat.
Oh, marital? long term girlfriend.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

ninja

( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Disengaged

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

you went on a honeymoon with Gordie LaForge?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

I don't know who that is
yes, dear.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

In a relationship/dating/random play/it's complicated.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

/working her way though italy/france/europe

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

It's been almost a year since I've been up to any sort of European shenanigan.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

or had any sort of European shenanigan up you?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Best of British only.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

so the lowest dregs of humanity, then
classy.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

'not
doing THAT again'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

engaged
to be married in September
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Married
therefore celibate
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Facebook Pirate (EN)
Calls it "Marooned". I don't recall anyone tipping a pot of paint over me.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

I thought being marooned was being tossed off on an island.
Oh if only....
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Chance, it seems, would be a bloody fine thing.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Drunk

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

not

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:37, archived)