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I miss living in the city, amongst the misfits, the criminals and the loony-tunes.
Now I only get accosted with "'scuse me mate, could yer borro' uz 50p for t'bus?" once or twice a year, instead of every day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
I was in Glasgow for all of 30 minutes before I got asked for money.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
how much
the going rate in Hull is about 20p, but they only want to 'borrow' it
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

ow errrr
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
dya won' ya chips clersed er erpen?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
my driving shifts have been switched round this week so i have to drive to hull on thursday
/true story
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
wereabouts in hull?
I would like to plug 'homebake' hot bacon sandwiches from 4am
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Not far from the new Tesco at the back of the station.
I'll not be getting there til lunchtime mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Not much round there
going to the new theater perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
50p

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
she is an honest to god police magnet
every week there is a police car outside her house due to a 'difference in opinion' between her and her daughter
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
and it's always metaphysics.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I get asked by the same guy on the way to work everyday.
"Lend us 50p so I can get the bus back to Newport"
I always say no, and he's been there for about 3 months now, how expensive is the bus to Newport?! Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Coincidentally,
it always seem to cost exactly the same as crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Ooh! Is crack only 50p these days?
I've got to get me some of that wonderful crack! I've heard it's quite moreish
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
pfft
you can make your own from cocaine and baking soda
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
So moreish...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
*highly addictive drug joke fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
We're never going to find out unless you start giving him the 50ps and count how many days until he is gone.
Are there cruelty laws stopping you from assisting someone in their attempt to go to Newport? There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
I assumed other people were giving him money.
Maybe I am being harsh, tomorrow I'll buy him a bus ticket that will get him to Newport, he'll be so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Chances are a train ticket would be not only quicker, but cheaper too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Nobody wants to get to Newport quicker.
Are you getting the jist of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Aye, I know someone who lives there.
And it's not just the distance that prevents frequent visits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
YOU'RE A CUNT THE DOVESTON.
No man deserves to be transported to Newport, no matter what they have done. YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Have you been to Newport?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)