I can't really claim to be in my early 20's from Sunday
That makes me ancient.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

LOL THE LUDICROUS MISGUIDED OPINIONS OF YOUTH
You're young till you're old.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

But I thought you were 36ish?
;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

If only I could turn back time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

You haven't had sex in so long you've got dust on your willy.
'Nobwebs' if you will...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

If only that weren't true

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's ok bud.
I've had Bob Hoskins, think how I feel. He thumb fucked me, whilst saying "Yit's Good Ta Tawwk!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I bet he gave you a stubble rub with his hairy chin on the back of your neck
and you squirmed like a bookish schoolgirl being kissed by a bully.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

He tugged my pigtails and you watched and got a soft-on

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/dd/EpicObjection.jpg/800px-EpicObjection.jpg
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

pfft :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

If you were a muslim, would you be a Sunni (sunny) or Shia (Chair) ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I would be a chair that faces east at all times.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm in my mid-20's
and I haven't achieved anything of note in my life.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Ditto,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Late twenties here
Nowt achieved. GO UNDER-ACHIEVERS
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

30
and a slacking waster.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

+ DDDDDDDGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE who would like some?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'd LOVE some
THANK YOU
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

*bends over*
reach into the fudge ove then
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Anal [Mining]
Anal [Find Fudge]
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

This is one of my favourite memes.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Twisting my words
you fudge munching bastards
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Your fudge, It's soft and got nuts in it
MY nuts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

You wish
If only I had a nut allergy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

SSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
ver my timbers, i wouldn't say no
( spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Who does in their 20's ?
Other than Charlemagne and William Pitt the Younger.

Both of whom were cunts in any case.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Actually I was just saying it to make him feel even worse.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

VAGINA

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37, archived)