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I can see it's shit.
When I leave here, what the HELL will you all do?
How on earth will you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
BALD

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
That's the spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
This is my favourite one so far.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
is that sickboy?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
No idea.
Didn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
I think I'll probably have some beer or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
Are you about to flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
congratulations.
that's a vital public service you are performing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
*chuckles*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
I have seen that already :-((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
There's a selection of 15 or so.
The repeating further annoys the drive-through docile types.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
Which is your favourite so far?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
I don't know..
Maybe the McDonald's one, there..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
that's the one you really wish were true

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
Oh there'd be tears for those who can only wear tight denim.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
Righto.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
I saw a drive-thru rent-a-car the other day.
I'm not sure they'd quite understood their market.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
:(
Careful, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
I also saw a drive-thru nursery
Presumably for the parents who are too fat to get out of their car and waddle their child to the door.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
OH FAT BRITAIN!
:((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
Where will you go?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
Elgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
Good lord, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
I quite like Elgin.
Small town but with plenty of shops, some good restaurants and bars and a cinema/ten pen bowling.

The Indian there is magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
This Asher Roth song on Radio 1 might actually be the worst song I've ever heard.
It really is terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
Even worse than Jason Mraz's guitar-slapping and pseudo-scatting babytalk?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's definately worse than any Ace of Base song.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
Worse than End of the Road by Boyz II Men?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
It's like have your ears raped by someone doing a really shit Eminem impression.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
I like it; I am its target market.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
You can't leave
I enjoy reading the range of replies you get, from loving to loathing.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
There's NO HAPPY MEDIUM.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
nah
it's cos we're all a bunch of retards!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
I won't cope JMG
I'll just sit staring at the screen and hitting refresh waiting for your return, if I need to wee or eat I'll have to get on my knees and pray to god that you don't return whilst I am away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
I'll no doubt be out front talking dole with the bigger boys.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
I'll wearing my black bald cap in mourning for a year JMG

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
How do you achieve that effect?
Dipping your head in bitumen?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
I don't know I'll have my mum sort it out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
I think I'd manage.
Somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
you're leaving?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
NOT YET.
I hope I've made this point in time to stop Moohalaa tearfully calling The Samaritans.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
Will it be a flounce?
Or an emotional, down-on-both-knees affair?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
Moohalaa?
With a limp wrist no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
Your Mum bought me this book, JMG.
www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_sbs_a_4
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
She's where I get my excellent grasp of irony from.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
The user feedback...

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
Wow

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
The "Frequently Bought Together" section is particularly amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
ha,
that'd make a good if exceptionally gay birtday present.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:12, archived)