There are some fairly grim stories this week.
Which is to be expected.
But I've never understood why people go to a website where most folk a continually taking the piss, post harrowing true stories and then complain about getting laughed at.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

yes this

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Though, if they didn't, we wouldn't be able to take the piss
And that would be sad.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

You're right.
This is clearly a SERIOUS AND VEXING ISSUE.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

VAUXHALL VEXING
HONDA DISCORD
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

3 more please

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

your free trial has ended

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

aw MAN!
*unistalls, reinstalls*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

credit can be purchased at
www.sendgluedeelpie.com/piepal
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

joke's on you
that website isn't even real!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

:(((

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Ford Kalm down

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

There has to be some subtler stupidity to this post that I have missed.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

You two should shag.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

You should ssh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

you should rlogin

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

thanks for making me feel like a nerd for laughing at that

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

speaking of stupidity,
i was just reading some of that down there about exams

a friend of mine's sister was at college and was taked with writing about 'the significance of 'courtly love' in romeo & juliet'
she wrote a whole essay about courtney love instead
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

No
No
This is not true.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

i read the first few paragraphs
she isn't clever enough to fake a whole document just for yuks
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

stop
please stop

The stupidity hurts my brain.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

she'd tried REALLY HARD to find any connection
lots of hole lyrics quoted and clumsy parallels were drawn

i asked for a copy but didn't get one
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

reminds me a bit of a story my music teacher told the class,
about someone who wrote in an essay on the life of [some famous classical composer] that he lived in a pub. Because it had said in the textbook that at one point he moved to a "larger house".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

pfft

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

this made i roffle
well, not so much a roll on the floor as a slight wobble on my beanbag, but wobl isn't such a widely-accepted term
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

i like that it still essentially says 'wobble'

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I couldn't reach my computer sat on a bean bag
do you have long arms?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

i'm a veritable mr tickle

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

consensual bullying
they love it
( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm still undecided
as to whether the huge response is due to the fact that most people experience bullying, or that QOTWers are a bunch of weedy little spackers that deserve a slap.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Go to one of their bashes,
Start a fight.
Only way of proving it for sure.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

But they've all had batman style frog licking ninja training now
and will kick us dead!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Well,
You could at least film it for youtube then.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Superninja-fats Vs The Bastards

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Needs more Honda.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Super-skaghead Honda Challenge!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

also this is a humour website
not a support group for the emotionally spacko.

It's a crying shame when the only funny genuine story was by (as much as it pains me to say) Wormulus.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

that must have been difficult
well done
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

It's only /talkers that post genuine funny stories
Everyone elses are either unfunny, fradulant or both...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Dunno
I can derive amusement from their fucked up fantasist outpourings. Imagine the salty tears running down the retarded face of the fucking cretin that posted that shite above.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

mee?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:14, archived)