Poor chap
He needs a hug.

And maybe a free Honda Accord.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I agree. He just needs a pug. Good thinking Theo.
A pug.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Everyone would be happier if they had a pug to look at
All that anger would melt away 'twixt the folds of the pug's face
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

my foot would.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Your foot would melt away?
Are you allergic to pugs? This is a SERIOUS AFFLICTION and you should seek Doctor Help immediately.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

You foot would melt due to the awesomeness of a pug. Because you've got leprosy.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I covered a pug in butter
and ate it.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I too often get pugs and crumpets confused
The butter melts delightfully on both of them though.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I once shaved a pug
it looked like John Prescott
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

If a pug could work out stilts
They would rule the world.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I hate them
fat little fuckers.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh Wormy
Let me buy you a pug, that'll cheer you up
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I hate dogs
land-sharks
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Cats are better
But in the land of dogs, pugs are king.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

You should have seen its little dog-tears.
delicious
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

i'm not sure i would
they look like a bulldog crossed with a yorkshire terrier, and i am fearful of all terriers

give me a border collie any day
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

this one, specifically
www.dogbreed-gifts.com/pug/cards/cowboy_pug.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Heeeeeeeeee :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I want these to wear out
rlv.zcache.com/pug_shoes-p167894883845178403ycyh_400.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

i looked for a dino-pug but the pictures weren't as good

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

one or two dino pugs here
www.pug.portlandlabrador.com/Pug_Crawl_2008.htm

Best ones are the spider pug and steven hawkings pug
( M o D, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

i just looked up honda accords on ebay, just cos
shortly followed by a search for one of my favourite cars, the volvo 940 estate. i reckon the 940 is a much better anti-bully device
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)