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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Scroll Lock.
See James Blunt doing a competent but utterly soulless cover of a Pixies song?

That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
It Came From Outer Spacebar

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
I can't get my jaw off the floor.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
That even beats Bowie doing Debaser
I am lost for words.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
It's AWESOME innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Like watching Rolf Harris have a go at The Mona Lisa

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Surely you jest?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
Nope
It's cack
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
Bowie raping a classic is risible
That is just beige
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
A Private Function key

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
I understand that James Blunt has now an entry in
The Oxford Dictionary of Cockerney Rhyming Slang.
Oh and [Break]ing Point
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
The Great Esc

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
if we're just talking about b3tans' keyboards
this must be a contender
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
I reckon you look, sound and sing a lot like James Blunt.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
I reckon you've put your dick in some unspeakably stupid places.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
*pickle fairy joke*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
*vomits blood*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
Haha.
How's your *whistle* doing?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
Happy b3taday 90Nzy!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Cheers Dude =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:27, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
Woo! Happy b3taday!
Have some ladies and some food!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Billie - Because I want to

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
all the keys featured in this post are on keyboards

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
I for one am eagerly awaiting his similarly bland cover of Crass's "Do They Owe Us A Living".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
I'd like him to do the decent thing.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
Danger USB

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
OLD

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
One of RS232 dinosaurs is missing

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
Twin Peaks: Firewire walk with me

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
Photoshop of Horrors
/evening squire, you keeping well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
Aye, not bad at all.
Stuck in work again, but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
Drive A: Miss Daisy

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
Arf :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
No, just no,
please let me wake up.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
I HATE YOU SHAMBLES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
HURRAH!
The real Blue Star's back!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
He he he

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
I particularly failed to enjoy Scarlett "Breasts" Johansson's album of Tom Waits covers
whoever decided that would be a good idea needs a damn good slap
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
Mmmmmmm boobies.
'Noon Gilgy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
studgly wudgly bum bum bottie poo poo!
Agh, make it stop. And get you waps out. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
Oh what a cunt.
That was a good song.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)