I miss Voltan
And the bennies. And Lonewolf.

Actually not the bennies and lonewolf, i speak to them every day. Just Voltan:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Fuck I remmeber lonewolf
he was a strange and beautiful man.

There's nothing like him any more.

Pass on my regards and that.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

I shall abuse him from you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Shit in his eyes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Do you guys still speak?
If so, give him a snog from me.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Clearly this is the Mykey "Everyone actually likes me IRL" thread.
Because everyone pretends to hate him ONLINE.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I had those Bennies in the back of my car once
/ac, worryingly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

You dropped this ","
I beleive it belongs just after the word "Bennies"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I'm being ambiguous.
Obviously, I bummed them both back to the stoneage, but I also gave them a lift to and from Oxford.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I heard that after you'd ripped the back out of them
their bumholes were gaping like a mongs mouth.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Damn straight.
Took me weeks to get the blood off the leather seats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

You're never far from my thoughts, young man!

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

I dont rmemeber Voltan at all
he must have been a cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Fenris was the best cunt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I like Fenris
he's the sort of bloke you go out for a pint with and then wrestle each other when pissed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

I thought he was lovely.
Also, very tall as I seem to remember.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

No
He was about five foot ten I think.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I'm only 5', most people look hideously tall to me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

You freak

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

This.
He's a shortarse by decent old-skool b3tan stakes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Didn't he almost punch Gizmo?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Probably only "almost"
because his tiny fists were so small the punch was blown off course by a passing fly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Quite possibly.
Wrestling was more his style though. Along with barbarian loincloths and big double-edged swords.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

he was the second coming of Conan.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

I love them.
They were the lot that I loved and adored and looked up to when I first joined.

I met them at the first bash I ever went to, a proper old style Oxford bash, practically all of the good people on the internet were there.

*sigh*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

We should all go back in time:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

We had great times when we were in Oxford my dear Mykey.
Talking about archaeology and cunts.

with Brainiac and Hank and Lu and nice people.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

My first Bash at Reading consisted of Tara, myself, one of the bennies and Mykey.
Beery times ahoy.
( FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I went to a bash of sorts before I even joined.
It was meeting Brainiac and Mykey with Wormulus that prompted me to get an account.

They gave me toy cars that they'd found in the street as I remember.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

I feel I should point out that I was there

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)