Today, I have been to Cambridge Beer Festival
run by the crazy peeps from CAMRA. My brain is now fuzzed by all sorts of lovely alcohol.

What's your take on real ale?
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

meh
it's ok. But it's not gin.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I do like the taste
but I don't drink any more, so a pint of real ale will get me good and slurry. Like a little chinese woman or a 4 year old.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I like real ale
I'd like to pour it on a naked, curvy woman with big, milky, veiny tits and lick it off.

It's best enjoyed with aching, post ride limbs.

I also like lager and cider though.

And ladies bottoms and fannies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
you made me officelol.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

*does victory dance*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

If it's good, it's ace.
And as there's no shortage of good breweries in these parts, most festivals are an embarrassment of riches.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Some northern on here once mocked my good reviews of Kentish and Sussex ales
"You cant have good beer down south" quote he.

"Where do you think the fucking hops come from you stupid cunt ?" replieth I
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I love it
but not enough to grow a beard and start wearing sandles with socks.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

there were a large amount of men like that there
it was like I'd just walked into a physics lecture hall - about 90% male :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I like ones with cool names like "Witche's Pube Thicket" and stuff like that

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Gruntys old pissy tit

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Westcote Vommy Splatter

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Chanctonbury helm

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

there was an 800 Years of Achievement
ale in celebration of Cambridge Uni's anniversary - not much achievement going on after that though, as it was 9% :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I hope nobody there is driving home,
there's possible Police, CAMRA, action that could be taken.

As for real ale, if I could still drink alcohol, I'd definitely partake
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I like real ale a lot ...
...but it may be the cause of my fat belly.
( g_j_p, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

real ale is great stuff....
four months or so until the St Albans Beer festival....
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

There are some spectacular ales out there
but too few pubs that serve ales and fewer still which care for their lines properly.
( CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)