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An even number of tits, perhaps.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
Good response.
And I'm not just saying that because you're a girl and mentioned the word tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
Thank you very much.
I'm going to be even less funny for the rest of the day. Brace yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
you're meant to just click posts where girls mention tits
not reply to them
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
SHUT UP
I like it when people talk to me.

Actually, don't shut up. Talk. This is very much the time and place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
but he's doing the interntet wrong

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
Wrong can be good.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
not on the internet,
it's very clear cut.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
The internet is full of wrong is good.
PORN for example. Well, niche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Porn is very right.
Unless it's weird stuff like girls kissing each other. Bleugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
Or the ones with music

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
Or the ones with actual intercourse

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
I prefer the porn where they just talk about the weather
And possibly lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
via an internet forum

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
I have to limit myself on here otherwise I spooge manglue too much

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
This calls for high-class British porn from Family Guy.
"You know Margaret, we could be having sexual intercourse right now."
"Yes, yes we could."
"Yes, but let's not."
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
I think the rule is to reply to any post made by a confirmed female
That way they may have some online sex with you, or something.

I'm not sure about all the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
What are you wearing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
Anything you want, baby
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR AN HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
*checks bank balance*
:(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
It's pay day.
I'll buy you five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
That'll be 41.67 please
Pleasure doing business with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
A bargain.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
It's my birthday on Sunday
you could buy me an awesome present.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
What do you want?
You want a pint, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
Actually a decent costume idea that begins with R
and doesn't make me look very stupid and is easy to make would be a great early present
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Racist.
Dress up as Alf Garnett.

I'd go as Raping Ron if I were you. All you need is a string vest, a big stick and a leer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
My younger cousins are going to be there
and I refuse to accept they will find that funny
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Christ.
Ryan Giggs? Afro wig and a football strip?

Rambo. Sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
Thank you for your ideas
I'll keep them in mind, but it'll boil down to what bits and pieces I can find to buy at the weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Good luck, poppet.
OH ACTUALLY get a bin, cut a hole in it for your head and go as Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
Ronald Reagan
Put on a suit and act like a jabbering mental patient
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Ronald Reagan
A Robot
The colour 'Red'
A Radish
Robert Winston
Randall from Randall and Hopkirk, Deceased
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)